Spazoid's 100th Post!

Well, this blog has made it to it's 100th post, and I have yet to lose interest. The frequency of posting has gotten less, but I'd like to think the quality is getting better - expertise comes with practice for most things, and that includes writing.

Not only that, but last week I made $1.01 in ad revenue! Do you know what that means? I actually get a little bit of traffic! It's made me think about my own domain name, and a more powerful blog program, like wordpress or similar.

Last week I signed myself up for Google analytics, and in honour of my 100th post, I think I'll share with you some of the funnier and more disgusting search terms that landed hits on my site.

For those that are not familiar with what I'm talking about, it's pages of mine that have come up in a google search after a certain phrase is typed in. Google links specific words and phrases with those mentioned in a page. It's some seriously funny stuff.

Do any of you remember my post on Dirty Fag Suckers? Here are some of the search terms that linked to it:
Fag Sucking
Addicted to Fags
Fags in Space
How to tell if someone is a fag

Obviously, there are some dirty and perverted people out there, and one bigot. I'm just wondering who wanted to know if there are fags in space? There's not a whole lot of astronauts out there, so you might just be able to find him!

My Boobarella post had some interesting results. I imagine that every one of them is a man. Or Tequila Mockingbird.
Boob Deficiencies Picture
Perfect Women's Boobs
Pointy and Puffy Nipples
Wrinkly Old Woman's Boob's Pics

I'm sure all of my regular readers know that I find poo humour funny. It should come as no surprise that my Poo Coffee post got a hit by some disgusting pervert searching for Japanese Poo Burger!

Some other interesting searches that got hits to Spazoid's Space:
Perverted Video(s)
Penis Ice Cream
Boners
Contact Emails of Shit and Condom Factories
Douchebag Tanning
Farting Privates
Fleas around dogs bum
Lindsay Lohan's Beaver
Stallion Screw*Cow (this one is particularly disturbing)
Sucking off college guys blogger (WTF?!??!?!?!??!???!)
Support group for women with kankles
There are floaters in my bowel movements

And several others that even make ME blush!

What I'm trying to say, is that as disgusting and over the top as I think I am, there are some truly disgusting people out there, visiting my blog.

Thank you to all my readers for putting up with my shit! And many more returns.

-Spazoid

P.S. - If any of you want to add me to your blogroll or mention me in any way, I will be eternally grateful and do whatever you want me to do for you! Except that.

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