I'll Say Some More Shit

Damnit damnit to hell! My server hosting provider for The Truth of Water is being such a dingbat lately. Forms don't work, I can't make simple changes, it won't allow me to publish things to the web half the damn time.

I'm getting GRUUUUUMMPPYYYY!

I mean, I think they are doing some server upgrades or some shit. But tech support doesn't have to be so... RETARDED. Or do they?

I mean, when I open a ticket, I really don't need to know all the mumbo jumbo. Dot webserver this, backslash tititty ca ca that. If I knew all that shit would I NEED to pay these asshats for their hosting services?

I mean, I use a FRICKIN point and click wysywig editing tool for frigs sake, and these douchebags are talking to me like I'm a peer, not like I'm a customer.

And do I really care if they are only second teir techs and they need to get third or fourth teir techs to solve my problem? Do I really give a shit about their internal company structure? I don't care if they have to go to the bowels of hell and get Lucifer himself to do it, just DO it and tell me about it.

Half the time when they do tell me they did something it's almost like they're outsoucing to India. Hey! DURGH! I can imagine Jasminder's first day on the job. Yea, he's a great computer tech and much more knowledgable and helpful then our entitled asshole techs we have here, BUT HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!

"To trump the form bump trickle the jazit nozzle with a html tweak in the php butt farker on end that yours is and proper mail to me yesturyear."

WHAT?!?!?!?!

Was he coming on to me or addressing my internet problem?

So, thank you computer geeks. I know doing your job is a huge hassel so you like nothing better to fuck with a paying customer. Maybe I'll go away so you can continue playing online Halo, drinking too much soda and stroking that molester mustache your mom told you makes you look grown up, even though you're 35 and you haven't moved out yet.

Screw you!