Penis Retreat

No, it's not a resort for homosexuals. It's what happens to your penis at a certain time of the year.

Yes, this is for all those looking to move to Canada from a warmer climate.

Penis retreat is something I forget about until this time of the year. See, as a man, and as a man that does field work on construction sites, there is something that I'm not only accustomed to but that I take for granted.

The ability to whip it out when and where I want and let fly, relieving myself and moving on with my field work. This usually isn't a problem. If somebody is walking along, I just have both the passenger and suicide door open of my truck and piss in front of that, making it look like I'm working on something when in fact I'm draining my lizard.

It's getting cold here. It's about 4 degrees and more like -7 with the wind chill. And I forgot it was cold. That is, until I opened my fly to let my penis out for a draining. But he wasn't there.

See, the cold hit him and he retreated.

He doesn't like coming out in the cold.

So for all of you who may be thinking of coming to Canada, remember this: It can get cold here. And when it does, don't go to the bathroom outside.

That is all.