I'm Lazy

I was going to post about my battle with vegemite, but it's left me exhausted and weak like a little girl, or like Bill Clinton explaining the pants stains to Hillary.

Instead, I leave you with some video I've taken this weekend.

Enjoy.

Next leader of the free world!



Big things sometimes come in small packages.



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Trip with the dog
I think I threw up a little in my mouth
What the hell is that?
Stupidity
Fucking rant, mother fucker!

First Video Post, and a Memorium

I know, the title is misleading. I've posted video's on my blog before. Lots and lots of videos to go along with my posts. But all of those videos were from youtube or other websites.

For birthmas, (I call it that as I'm a christmas baby and often get stiffed for gifts, even though I deserve to get stiffed because I'm an ass), someone gave me a very generous gift cirtificate to future shop. So I purchased a digital camera. A nice one too, and guess what! It can take video!

So, I took video at the dog park, one of my favoritest places to go. And Jinx's too. Here's a video, I hope you all enjoy it. I know you will, if you're all dog lovers like me. I especially like the first part, because it shows Jinx hitting on her boyfriend Maxwell. I'm sure glad they are both fixed, cuz that would be a definite C section for poor little Jinx.

Secondly, it's Mitzi's three year anniversary of her death. Mitzi was my childhood dog, and I loved her very much. So in honour of her, I'd like to share with you all the shrine I have set up for her in my living room. She has a little urn for her ashes, her collar around it, and the covering for the shelf is made from her favorite peach blanket. Some people think that I'm weird for doing this. I say they are weird for not wanting to remember dead family members of ANY species.

Halo's definitive parody

A recently discovered blog by a gentleman named Jay over at Jay's world has introduced me to something I enjoyed very much.

He posted a Halo parody.

I don't know if anyone has played Halo, but it is a very popular game. One of my all time favorites. I LOVED THIS GAME. What I don't love is that Halo 2 is only available for console or Microsoft windows vista, as does Halo 3. I don't have either and I'm sorry, but my money is better spent on mortgage payments.

The guys at Microsoft are a bunch of jerks for making the best game ever so hard to access because of piracy. Piracy they caused mostly themselves because of their overwhelming corporate greed. But this is a digression better off made in it's own post.

Anyways, for those who have played halo, I hope you enjoy this little parody as much as I did. Jay, thank you so much for this! I owe you one!

I just dug out my old copy of the original Halo, and will now spend the afternoon playing it. Jay, you are the man, thank you and thank you!

Not the good kind of wet tee shirt!

I was going to do something a bit more creative today, when I stumbled across the following video. It is crass. It is politically incorrect. Most importantly, it is funny!



I have two favorite parts.

The first is when the man says to the boy it's great the shirt covered his big gut and his big floppy breasts. Holey hell! But seriously, the best part is at the end when the man announces next! We'll put that t-shirt on the boy and hose him down in the street with a fire hose! The look on the kids face is priceless!

Does it make me a bad person for thinking this is funny?