Moogs Rachel Ray + Water

As most of you know, I have a new website, www.truthofwater.com. Mooog of mental poo has already asked one question to which I've given him a serious answer, on that site.

He's asked a second question which deserves much, much better, so it's on this horrible horrible blog.

That question is:

If there is water, water everywhere...but not a drop to drink...why is Rachael Ray famous?

Good question, Mooog.

I think we need to explore the similarities between the properties of water and Rachael Ray.

Density:

Water is very, very dense. As a matter of fact, even though water is liquid, it's actually about 8 times denser than concrete.

The average person is about 10 times denser than water, which explains why there are so many enthusiasts to this utter annoying twit.

Viscosity:

Just as with water, Rachael Ray is thick. The colder it is, the thicker it is, making it very difficult to scrape off the food networks horrible line up of fat people and inane sugar related programming. Oprah herself is experiencing Rachael's viscosity first hand, as she drank her in with one huge gulp and now is having trouble expelling her from the Oprah system.

Surface Tension:

As with water, once you get wet some always, always stays with you. Rachael is no different. Once that horrible, horrible image is seen by your eyes just once, just a little piece of Rachael comes with you. It's inevitable that her garish image pops into your head when you're having sex or masturbating, leaving Mr. stretch armstrong in desperate need of stiffness injection.

The Universal Solvent:

Just about anything dissolves with water. Just about any brain dissolves with Rachael. You do the math.

I hope this answers your question Moooog. Don't hesitate to write in at any time.

Your friend,

Spazoid.

I need your help, please.

I've had this blog up now for almost a year. As most of my readers know, the content of this blog is anything but serious. This blog comes from the deepest, most inane and childlike regions of my mind... which come to think of it is almost every region of this thing I call a brain.

As fun as this blog is, I thought it was time to create something new, something more serious, something of actual help and benefit to the general public by some knowledge I possessed which was greater than most of the populace had.

No, I didn't open a site about bowel movements, smart asses.

Many times at work I'm communicating with the general public. I answer questions which seem obvious to me, but only because of my knowledge and experience. It seems that my expertise isn't really common knowledge, and my knowledge is something that isn't always readily available.

Fancy that.

So, without further adue, I'd like to present my new website:





The truthofwater.com is a resource for everyday people to ask a question, any question about water. Tap water, your well water, water treatment equipment, why this and why that. And it's free! (feel free to click on an ad or two).

I'm asking my blogging buddies to help me out to gain some page rank on this puppy. I would love if you could add the www.truthofwater.com to your blog roll. Even better, you can go here and use one of the link graphics. Even a mention in a post would be great!

Thanks, and I love you all

-Serious Spazoid

Shout outs!

I need everybody to go to the following site.

http://cdbaby.com/cd/scottmalyszka

And purchase at least two of the CD's.

When I was on vacation, I was surprised to find my brother in law had a CD. Now, I knew he was a singer songwriter with a local following and live performances, but I didn't know he took it to the next step.

If you don't like folk music, you just might after listening to this CD. His style is simple sounding, but his guitar and harmonica are excellent and his lyrics are very well put together My very favorite song is "I got stoned at work today". Buddy smokes up at work and ends up being the boss. Classic!

Go check it out, listen to the sample mp3's, and if you like it, buy it!

As an added incentive, he's agreed to look at a song that I'm going to write for him. Trust me people, that's really, really good. Most people don't even bother looking at my work before setting it on fire and trying to stuff it down my pants. And hey, you never know. A tune written by spazoid might end up on a CD. Who knows what sort of debauchery I'll come up with? Oh, I promise it won't be about poo.

That site again is http://cdbaby.com/cd/scottmalyszka

Go there, buy stuff!

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Secondly, the fabulous and very, VERY hot Chelle B of offended blogger fame has a new website up.

I love going to Chelle's blog because I always, ALWAYS come back offended!

Hoooyah!

Anywho, Chelle has started a new website to promote other awesome humorous offending bloggers.

It's a humour bloggers social blogging directory for people who enjoy humour blogs. Everybody check out The offended blogger and also Humor bloggers dot com!

Thanks Chelle B! Spazoids loves you!

For all the disgusting google perverts that make it to my site.

Loud, raunchy, sticky, disgusting, perverted, ELEPHANT SEX!

That's HOT!

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A forum for bloggers

When cruizing my blogs, I notice there are three types of blog responses

1. Short, too the point and not needing any more.
2. The commentor needs more room and really good discussions could spin off, if the software would allow it.
3. A shit post just for the commentor to get their name up in a shitty attempt at shameless self promotion

The number three type is just horseshit. The number one and two types are awesome. But it was the number two that got me thinking. How to add more power to the posts?

Then it occured to me that a blog forum could really help. What if you stumble across a really good, influential and controversial blog topic you want to discuss at depth? Take it to this online forum and discuss it with your peers!

It's not like it hasn't been done before, there are all sorts of them out there. But I do have some webspace available till february, and should this take off i'd extend it. So, with that in mind, I've created a small test forum for blog talking. Check it out:

http://blogtalk.divinediscussions.com/index.php

Would this be something you would use? If so, would you like to be a part of it? It would need volunteers for brainstorming and moderation, ideas for domain names, etc. etc.

I'd really like some opinions on this, and if you could spread the word around and have any questions or comments come back into me, via this forum, that would be great!

Thanks all!

A new look

It occurred to me, that the black wasn't all that easy on the eyes. So I changed templates.

Any thoughts? Compliments? Suggestions? Derogatory statements that have nothing to do with the subject at hand?

Do tell!

A whole new direction

Ok, I think I like this blogging thing. And I think I might take this into a whole new direction.

I have some internet space from a dried up project called http://www.divinediscussions.com/. I think I might move this to that webspace and buy a new domain name. I'll be using wordpress, as wordpress is a very very nice WSYIWYG editor that allows me to create new internet pages without having to know HTML.

That means this blog will become more powerful, more fun, and just for Mimzie, more politically incorrect. Plus, i'll have all sorts of cool things like an online forum, a cool categorized links page and a few other things.

Wordpress allows you to import blogspot blogs, so I won't lose my 20 posts here, and as far as blog promotion i've only been at this for two weeks, I can start over.

Any suggestions for a domain name, and a site name?

Oh, and directed at Tan, this means I can save the DD forum, but I think it'll be a little scaled down and simplified.

Opinions, suggestions for site content?