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Showing posts with label Spazoids Logic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spazoids Logic. Show all posts

Thursday, September 18, 2008

My Clean Penis

Etiquette dictates that you wash your hands after using the urinal.

However, please follow this logic:

  1. You shower in the morning and clean everything, including your junk.
  2. Your junk is covered for most of the day
  3. Your hands are not, they are touching everything
  4. Therefore, your junk is cleaner than your hands
  5. So when you use the urinal, as long as you don't pee on your hands
  6. Your hands don't get any dirtier than they are
  7. and in fact may come out cleaner as your junk is clean and protected
  8. Therefore washing your hands is not actually required.

Logical, yes?