Those Australians

This post is dedicated to my Aussie friends. Why? I don't know why. Something I just thought of.

There are many reasons why I like Australians.

I like their accents. Especially the thick ones. Have you ever been to the dentist and he's given you so much novacaine that your lips and tongue are completely frozen and numb? When I'm like that, I have a thick Aussie accent.

Also, they think this is a Bear.

Haha! Cute.

The most popular celebrity out of Australia was some dood who liked pissing off dangerous animals by shoving his thumb up their arse, CRIKEY! Oh, there is boobs. I mean Nicole Kidman. Is she from Australia or South Africa? Whatever, boobs are boobs.

I like the fact that they think 18 degrees celcius is cold. Seriously, I'm wearing shorts, T-Shirts and sandals. They're looking at me like I'm 'tarded from behind their boots and trench coats. Huh.

But mostly I like their adoption/abortion policy. If you don't want your baby you just get a dingo to eat it.

Cheers to my Aussie friends!!