An Ode to Boobs

Update July 24th 2008. As promised, Naughty Lakota has given us some sweet, sweet cleavage. Enjoy! I know I did.


In my last post, I wrote about boob obsessions and explained the difference of good boobs and bad boobs. This was prompted by a go round with the fabulous Miss M (now even MORE fabulous and you'll see why in a minute!).

Something completely unexpected and wonderful happened.

Some girls posted their boobs!

Wow!

So, since they posted them on their own blogs for the whole internet to look at, I thought they wouldn't mind if I shared them on my site. Since they were for me and all.

First and foremost, the Fabulous Ms. M!

Followed by the Awesome Ms. P!
Last but not least, midnitegem!

TBA, Naughty Lakota. Trust me on this one boys, you're in for a treat.

Thanks ladies! You're the best! I love you all, and you all have some great assets. Be proud!

P.S. If you'd like me to take the pics down, let me know. Just don't sue, because I have no money.
P.P.S - don't be shy. If anyone else would like to flaunt their assets, I'd be more than happy to plug your blog!

The BOOB obsession

The fabulous Ms. M recently had a post in which she summed up the female form nicely; as a tease. You see, she blatantly talked about how she was feeling somewhat flirty and wore an outfit to work which, well, how did she put it? Oh yes, an outfit that let her boobs hang out.

She then never posted a picture, even at request. Several requests.

She told me that her boobs felt flattered that I liked them so much. You see, that's impossible because I've never seen them. I told her they may feel flattered, but it's not necessarily her boobs I like, it's boobs in general. Although I'm sure her boobs are very nice, I just don't know for sure.

Yes, men love boobs. Straight men like them because, well, they're boobs. They're part of the female anatomy that's considered as a sex object, and part of the body that needs to be covered up. Perhaps that's why we like boobs so much, because we're not allowed to see MOST of them out of the clothing on a day to day basis.

But ladies, just because it's a boob does not mean it's attractive. That's right, not all boobs are attractive to men. Only certain boobs are. Let's compare the good and the bad, shall we?

The big boob.

Just because a boob is big, doesn't mean it's attractive. I mean, big boobs are attractive, but only when they're big and shapely, such as so:

Sometimes, when boobs come from chubby (or just plain porky pork) they just don't do it. Take these boobs to excess, for example. It just isn't attractive, is it?
The normal/smallish boob.

I like these boobs the best. They fit nicely in my hand, they tend to have excellent shape, they defy gravity for a long, long time (the above category falls victim to gravity way too easily) and they give more options for being shown off, such as so:

However, when they don't have the shapeliness, they just aren't as fun. Compare these to the above, to see what I mean:


Cleavage.

When cleavage is done just right, it is absolutely titillating, such as so:

But when bad boobies get worse clothing options, the effect looks like plumbers crack, such as so. Just gross.

Skin.

Lets face it, skin is an important part of beauty in the boobies as it is anywhere else. When the boob skin is smooth, rosy, and soft, it just begs for play. Observe:

When it looks like the surface of the moon, your rover just doesn't want to land there, does it?

Real.

And of course, real boobs:

Are much nicer than fake boobs.

I hope we've all learned something here. My comments section is open for questions and learning lessons.

-Spazoid the boob freak.

My dad is about to get lucky & frustrated

After many years, my mom decided that she wants to have her own business.

She didn't want to do Avon, or Mary Kay, or anything like that. But she did find something she wanted to do.

She wants to sell bras.

Not just any bras, special bras for well endowed women.

And she wasn't going to do this out of a storefront, she was going to do it right in the comfort of her own home.
SO:

There will be a parade of women coming and going from my parents house.
They will have big boobs.
They will be trying on bras.

That means that:

My old man will work less and hang around home more.
I will be at my parents house WAY more often.

You can understand why my old man might be apprehensive about this. Boobies boobies everywhere, and he can't do anything about it!

But I can!

Sometimes, I do believe in god.

Hallelujah!