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Saturday, February 16, 2008


Folks, don't try to kill a Smurf with your bare hand. They make an awful mess. See?


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16 keen observations:

Anonymous said...

Mike, This is one of those WTF? Moments for me! LOL!!

Yes That ass is all mine!

whatigotsofar said...

But if you crush six at once, you'll get gold!

Jay Cam said...

check my blog out for an automatic "related post" script

did you know if you squeeze a smurf hard enough they poop out blue poop?

Jillian said...

LOL... thanks for the tip... i think.

Hungry Mother said...

I only waterboard smurfs, so no problem.

Mike said...

Single - your fine ass negates any confusion of you not knowing what a smurf is. What i'm saying is, nice bum.

whatigotsofar - damn it! I've been stomping them one at a time. Makes Gargomel jealous though, he couldn't even kill one!

Jay - is that what I got on my hand?

jillian - any time!

hungry - remind me never to get interrogated by you.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Again MIKE! okay I am reading blogs and 5 mins late for sunday school!!!!


Anonymous said...

Uuuuuuh are you sure you and Papa Smurf didn't sneak out behind the barn for a one on one?

Mike said...

PP: If that happened, don't you think the stain would have only been on my fingertips?

I'd have to smurf the whole smurfin villiage! And I'm no smurf whore ;)

billymac said...

I was thinking along the lines of PP, but more like stinky pinky w/ Smurfette... or in the smurf native language.

"You were totally smurfing smurfette right in the smurf."

Kerstin said...

Someone has to keep those smurf's in check.

Buffy said...

OMG...please tell me its not 'Painter Smurf' all over your fingers?

Now we'll never see another "MasterPizza"

jAMiE said...

What did that Smurf ever do to you, hmmmm? lol

Nicole said...

You're mean!
Poor smurfs.......

Grey said...

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