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Friday, October 26, 2007

Ipecac pukin' fun!

In the most recent edition of Ask Mimzie, some retard writes in asking for advice for what to do if she drank a whole bottle of ex lax. Mimzie's response is of course, classic, but I have a much better idea.

Has anyone ever heard of ipecac? This is the stuff you give to somebody when you need them to vomit. It works, and it works, really, really well. We're talking everything in your stomach, plus some, comes up in a gut wrenching, dry heaving orgy of projectile vomiting fun.

Just to demonstrate, the wonderful show Family Guy has a very accurate renditioning of what ipicac actually does to you. I've included the sped up version, well, because it's just so much FUNNIER that way!



Mimzies response was fantastic. She called it, hit the nail straight on the head. This person is a complete dumbass. However, I would have told her to get some ipecac and down as much of it as possible. Because if you're going to be a retard, might as well go all the way.

I hope she knows a very tolerant house cleaning service!

18 keen observations:

Hungry Mother said...

I wish you had a video of the whole bunch of 'em drinking a whole bottle of ex-lax.

Mike said...

I was perusing youtube looking for a video of that.

I saw none that I wanted to post, either because they were stupid or because who REALLY wants to SEE that!!

By all means, you got to www.youtube.com and type in ex lax. You'll find some interesting and idiotic stuff!

cyberpunk said...

well "she" can take kaopectate to neutralize the ex-lax (theoretically)

like what this guy did http://www.zug.com/scrawl/deathmatch/index02.html

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Emmy said...

I have been tagged with another meme but this time it is 'List of 7'. This is were you must list 7 things that people might not know about you so they can get to know you better. and pass it on to 7 people. so I've tagged you. check my post http://emmysmindinside.blogspot.com/ you will find the details there. Thanks and have fun. :)

Emmy said...

P.S I love family guy. :)

billymac said...

Family Guy rules, I could post nothing but cut-aways from that show.

mimzie said...

I love a good Ipecac cocktail!

Mike said...

@Emmie. CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU FOREVER! Fine, I'll play this silly game, when I'm good and ready ;)

@Billy.. Family guy is the best cartoon EVER. If FOX has to ban it for a while, you KNOW it's good.

@Mimzie... We should have an ipecac contest. I have a piece of pie in the fridge....

Just Sayin' said...

Ipecac and pie... two great tastes that taste great together.

Going down... And coming back up!

Mike said...

I'm just sayin that the pie doesn't taste nearly as good on the way back up!

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