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Monday, October 29, 2007

Meme - List of 7

Recently, Emmy tagged me with a meme, or something that sort of approximates a meme but isn't really but yea, you know, whatever.

She says:

THE RULES - List of 7

Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.

This is akin to a chain letter for me. I won't and don't do chain letters. Never have, never will. With that in mind, I will post seven random facts about myself, but I will NOT tag anyone else. Instead, I ask for willing volunteers to do this, and just let me know by leaving me a comment.

Here it is, my list of seven!

I love boobies. Big ones, little ones, young ones, Old one.. umm, perky ones, etc. You get the idea. Boobs are great, if someone has a great pair of boobs I have a hard time not making my staring obvious.

Pinching a loaf is a great pleasure. I love that feeling of dropping a load, emptying the bowel, the light, clean feeling afterwards. YEA.

I have a tattoo. I got it with some chick about 5 years ago. It's a dragon and it's on my left shoulder. I won't be getting another (tattoo's are retarded).

Women's arms turn me on. That is, if they are tight, toned and have just the right amount of muscle. Bonerific.

I am a human garberator. There is very little that I won't eat.

I really, really like plumbing. I am not a plumber by trade. NOTE: I don't do shit pipes, so don't ask.

I like dogs better than people. This one is a no brainer. Dogs are friendlier, cuter, more predictable and are capable of unconditional love, unlike us humans. My dog is my kid.

I could go on, but I've already broken one of the meme's rules, I shan't break another.

I need seven volunteers to do this meme, please participate!

10 keen observations:

Anonymous said...

First of all, memes can suck my ass.

Secondly, I love, love, love your list. We have a lot of these in common. I'm not saying which ones though.

Mike said...

Mimzie, what you do with your memes behind closed doors is your own business.

Let me guess... the boobies, arms, and plumbing ones?

Emmy said...

thanks for posting this, this is the second time I was asked to do a meme I thought tagging was what you do, sorry if I upset you. I love you list :)

billymac said...

Mimzie, I don't buy it, I think that deep down you LOVE being tagged, c'mon, you can admit it :P

AND, "suck my ass" is such a great visual insult, I should use it more often.

Mike said...

Emmy - you'd have to do a lot more than that to upset me. I enjoyed doing the list, but I don't tag anybody else ;)

Billymac - suck my ass works on so many levels. I think we should ALL use it!

Hungry Mother said...

I did a slightly longer list on 10/10/05, which has a stealth member concerning boobs. Not what you wanted? Suck my ass!

Mike said...

Hungry mother, what is your blogsite address? I can't seem to find it on your profile and that REALLY SUCKS MY ASS!

cyberpunk said...

hahaha interesting list you got there.

Do you love man-boobs too? :P

Just Sayin' said...

Honestly, is there anything in the world better than boobs??? I think I'm going to start a blog devoted to boobs... All boobs all the time!

If people don't like it... They can suck my ASS!

Mike said...

Cyberpunk, man boobs can SUCK MY ASS!

Just sayin, I'll visit your boob site EVERY DAY, and if anyone has a problem with that, well, then, you know ;)