Meme - List of 7

Recently, Emmy tagged me with a meme, or something that sort of approximates a meme but isn't really but yea, you know, whatever.

She says:

THE RULES - List of 7

Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.

This is akin to a chain letter for me. I won't and don't do chain letters. Never have, never will. With that in mind, I will post seven random facts about myself, but I will NOT tag anyone else. Instead, I ask for willing volunteers to do this, and just let me know by leaving me a comment.

Here it is, my list of seven!

I love boobies. Big ones, little ones, young ones, Old one.. umm, perky ones, etc. You get the idea. Boobs are great, if someone has a great pair of boobs I have a hard time not making my staring obvious.

Pinching a loaf is a great pleasure. I love that feeling of dropping a load, emptying the bowel, the light, clean feeling afterwards. YEA.

I have a tattoo. I got it with some chick about 5 years ago. It's a dragon and it's on my left shoulder. I won't be getting another (tattoo's are retarded).

Women's arms turn me on. That is, if they are tight, toned and have just the right amount of muscle. Bonerific.

I am a human garberator. There is very little that I won't eat.

I really, really like plumbing. I am not a plumber by trade. NOTE: I don't do shit pipes, so don't ask.

I like dogs better than people. This one is a no brainer. Dogs are friendlier, cuter, more predictable and are capable of unconditional love, unlike us humans. My dog is my kid.

I could go on, but I've already broken one of the meme's rules, I shan't break another.

I need seven volunteers to do this meme, please participate!