Ipecac pukin' fun!

In the most recent edition of Ask Mimzie, some retard writes in asking for advice for what to do if she drank a whole bottle of ex lax. Mimzie's response is of course, classic, but I have a much better idea.

Has anyone ever heard of ipecac? This is the stuff you give to somebody when you need them to vomit. It works, and it works, really, really well. We're talking everything in your stomach, plus some, comes up in a gut wrenching, dry heaving orgy of projectile vomiting fun.

Just to demonstrate, the wonderful show Family Guy has a very accurate renditioning of what ipicac actually does to you. I've included the sped up version, well, because it's just so much FUNNIER that way!



Mimzies response was fantastic. She called it, hit the nail straight on the head. This person is a complete dumbass. However, I would have told her to get some ipecac and down as much of it as possible. Because if you're going to be a retard, might as well go all the way.

I hope she knows a very tolerant house cleaning service!