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Monday, April 21, 2008

I'm Lazy

I was going to post about my battle with vegemite, but it's left me exhausted and weak like a little girl, or like Bill Clinton explaining the pants stains to Hillary.

Instead, I leave you with some video I've taken this weekend.


Next leader of the free world!

Big things sometimes come in small packages.


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Trip with the dog
I think I threw up a little in my mouth
What the hell is that?
Fucking rant, mother fucker!

20 keen observations:

Jillian said...

... What was up with the kid in the first video? Was he 'tarded?

Miss Milk said...

I'd like to know how you went with the Australian exchange student. Fanny packs? Drop bears? No?

That wouldn't have anything to do with the Vegemite issues, would it?

Grey said...

Damn ! i think the kid got a heart attack out of fear !

Anonymous said...

Aw, what a bunch if cuties.

Mike said...

Jillian - no, just hyperactive

miss milk - yea, that's where the vegemite came from. I'd like to say WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

grey - that kid IS fear. I'm glad I don't have to babysit LOL

mimzie - if what?

Knight said...

Your kids? It looks like the boy in the vibrating chair is seizing.

Mike said...

Knight: My kid is in the second video ;)

Anonymous said...

Yeah that kid has A LOT of energy tho I would love to be sitting in that vibrating chair!!!

I guess the big dogs cannot hand with the lil one huh? your "KID" Is precious!!!


Tequila Mockingbird said...

ok, a few things. and i realize this will sound creepy, BUuuuut i was stalking your photobucket acct, and i noticed this, is that you? hmmm, if so, not too shabby!

also, i really MUST ask, what the fuck is this?

Mike said...

Single: You have no idea how much energy that kid and his sister have. I feel for the mother. If you were paying attention to the video, I asked if I could send it to Americans funniest home videos.

She told me that If I won I'd have to fly down there, and take him with me.

That was enough of a deterrent.

Mike said...


I had no idea you could do that. Yes, it is creepy! Yes, that's me, and if you go far back in my blogs you'll find the one that other picture belongs to ;)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

meh, ive found that since i look kind of cute and have a killer rack i can get away with doing creepy things.

anyway, does this mean i'm expected to search through your archives now? ugh. i'm so lazy. besides, ive been super busy at work today. really productive too. i just plucked my eyebrows.

Mike said...


Come on man. I thought that I was so good, someone would be EXCITED to read all of my blogs!

That's a downer.

But because I'm a nice guy and you have a killer rack, here it is:

Mike said...

That didn't show well did it.


I really need to learn some of this HTML tag shit.

Meghan said...

Vegemite is the devil's condiment.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

goddamn right i'm excited to read all of your blogs. that's the only way i manage to get up in the morning, the thought of coming to work, sabotaging my coworkers, drinking a pint of sugar free red bull, and reading your blog. *wipes tear* i dont know how i could thank you.

Lakota said...

okay... so Mikey, the comments and links... way funnier than the post. {WAY, WAY funnier}
no offense.
love you anyway. ~air kisses~

good thing you have help from your commenters though.

just saying.

Drowsey Monkey said...

lol @ you flirting with the gals in the comment seciton.

OMG - Jinx is so darn ADORABLE! I like how she's all coy and then goes after him again. Very cool that she likes the big boys. ;)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Cute kids...I like the black furry one!

Hungry Mother said...

Vegemite is actually Soylent Green.