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Friday, April 18, 2008

IQ disassociation.


Have you ever noticed that when you're in a room with a bunch of really dumb people, the longer you're in that room with them the smarter they seem to get - and the dumber you seem to get - until you leave that is. Get a little fresh air, shake your head a bit and you say - MAN! What a bunch of retards!

That's because intelligence is like heat.

Heat will naturally dissipate from hot to cool, averaging the temperature out to a homogeneous single temperature depending on the amount of heat energy available in the first place.

So, should you have an IQ of 100 and walk into a room with someone that has an IQ of 50 - say George Bush or Paris Hilton, eventually the IQ would seep out at about 75 ish, depending on how long you stay. It takes a long, long time with only one idiot.

But say you have an IQ of 100 and walk into a room full of jibbering retards - say an NRA convention - and it won't be too long before you're guffawing it up and stroking a shot gun barrel like your penis when you were 14 and found your dads back issues of Hustler.

This also works with activities. Take a group of men, add football and beer. Each man's IQ will go down by 10 points for each additional man that enters the room. The same goes for women mixed with shopping malls or erotica parties.

This natural phenomena perfectly explains the idiocy of congress, the senate, and hippies.

So next time you're partying your face off or hanging out with a bunch of office managers, catch your drool and remember this post, because you know I'm right.

19 keen observations:

C.Rag said...

With a bunch of women shopping I lose my brain cells.

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

durrrrrrrrrrr I'm the Waterboy.. durrrrrrrrrrrrr

Knight said...

Jealous of the Erotica parties are we?

Mike said...

C.Rag - resulting in high Visa bills before the mortgage is paid!

fashionista - you are the water girl... remember, swelling breasts?

knight - I've been to one. The ladies were all old and ugly.

I was disappointed, not jealous.

Jillian said...

Pfft. As if. If other people cause you to get dumber it means you weren't that smart to begin with! :-O

Stupidity has no power over genuine brilliance other than the natural frustration caused from being smarter than those present! ;-)

Single In The City said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! So you cannot hang out with me? I think that is what you are saying!! LOL!!

I am around semi dumb people from time to time! I think It actually forces me to want more knowledge!!

S.

Meghan said...

Stupid is as stupid does, Sir.

Hungry Mother said...

I wondered why I start slobbering after 10 minutes in a Wal-Mart.

Miss Milk said...

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It's true.

Iron Pugilist said...

Thank goodness I'm an introvert, loner and outcast. I'm immune to the virus.

R.E.H. said...

And here I was, thinking it was with each beer that my IQ dropped. It is on account of the company at the parties!

That's why I only seem to get smarter when I drink alone!

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LoUraiNe said...

dropping by

billymac said...

or the opposite... get into a room with people who think they're smart and you might start to think you're smart too...

Anonymous said...

What do you know about erotica parties...and where are they?

Your Sister

moooooog35 said...

I comment me leave one good baloney.

Vibrating ducky!!

*clearing head*

Wow...it even happens in the "Comments" section!!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

hmm, i never stroked my penis when i found my dads hustlers, but i did indeed do some stroking.

i understand this has nothing to do with your post, but i felt it would be more entertaining than other comments i could leave.

Mimzie said...

Oooo, I like Jillian's answer. I wish I had been smart enough to come up with it!

Tink said...

So what happens if you work for idiots for four years? Do you think the damage will be permanent?