Today, I used a communal digital camera to take some pictures. When downloading those pictures, I saw whoever had used the camera before me had taken some pictures of some UGLY people in some UGLY poses.
I'll admit, I'm in a mood today. And not a nice one. I'll probably regret this later, you know, in 50 years when I'm shitting myself in a nursing home, but my gentle readers are in for an extra special treat.
Today, I went to google images and searched for UGLY PEOPLE!
Here are some of the Gems I found. Let's take a look shall we?
The Alien.
Chick magnet is right! Is it just me, or did Dumbo the flying elephant have a love child with E.T? I don't think I have any words to describe the sexiness that is this alien bastard child. Guys, if you're feeling nasty, have a look at this picture. You'll feel better.
Snake Boy
Shhh! Look at this folks! It's the native Australian snake boy in his natural habitat! Isn't he a beaut! I snapped this photo just before he was going to inject his prey, a corn dog, with venom and wait until it died so he could unhinge his jaws even further to swallow it whole! Boy, I wouldn't want to cross paths with this menacing creature!
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
God forbid you should be the object of these ladies lust. It seems we have a combination of things: A sexual lust, the inability to chew or gauge the amount of food eaten, and a complete and total lack of shame. They do come in handy when filling an olympic sized pool when you're low on water. Simply lower these four into the hole and pour in a small bottle of spring water. Tada! Full pool!
"I think I just threw up a little in my mouth"
Is it a man? Is it a woman? In any case, it's FUGLY!
Gone Overboard
When is enough, enough? Some people don't really understand the concept of moderation. In any event, this douche's worst enemy is magnets - and job interviews.
The reason:
'Nuff Said.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
What the HELL is THAT?
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18 keen observations:
Every time someone says, "hey, i found some pictures of ugly people..." I half expect to see one of me in various forms of adolescence.
*whew* So far, so good...
And the 4 girls in bathing suits are hot. Did you know there's some kind of fat girl fetish where men pay obscenely large women to lay on top of them? There's no sex, it's just the woman lying on top. They get paid thousands per session I'm told. Amazing, right? Proof you can make money doing practically anything.
Yeah you I need to get a warning sign, never come to this page while eating or drinking.
I was eating tuna fish and umm I threw it up and then swallowed it again! YUK!!! that mouth was foul!
Ne
^^LOL!^^
metal face is airport security's worse nightmare. ~giggling~
I'd also say that the guy's worst enemy is trying to go through the metal detectors at the airport.
When I had my nipple ring that always caused some amusing confusion.
You should go onto youtube and search for stupid idiots. That is always fun.
Jillian - I would pay the girl to leave. Does that count?
Single - FYI, tuna fish is what the smell is like under the largest folds of those hippo people.
Lakota - I'd like to see metal face kiss another metal face. How long until they get unlatched?
miss M - I would LOVE to be the security guy that had to find, and confirm that nipple ring was only a danger to his "little" gun ;)
Please note that you posted my picture without my expressed, written consent.
I'm a man, dammit. A MAN!!
Mmmm...Them Hippos are so fine.
speaking of hippos... that's what the dude with no-teeth looks like...
I'm going to go crawl under something and hide. I'm verra, verra scared!
Thanks for bringing me back to reality after gawking at college chicks for a week.
I'm not sure there's enough beer on this planet to help either one of those people get laid...
I was thinking..definite man...then I looked closer..... It remains a mystery.
I think that first guy might have had some photo shopping done to make it more terrifying but the rest of them... I can't provide an excuse.
I hope the woman who birthed the alien had a c-section. Ouch.
Um, lets see. #1 is Ted Kennedy right? #2 is Buttwheat's Dad. #3 is Carnie Wilson and her friends at a cookout, #4 is Ozzy's long lost son(?) and #5 is the man used to train airport security dicks and last but least #6 just SCARES the holy shit out of me.
Mike, No more Tuna for Me! Thank Ya vera much boo!
The fat chicks are hot man ! I wonder how they got in those thongs ..
holy shit. 90% of the day i'm horny, and of course, i was horny when i cam here. now i no longer am. i think my clit just fell off.
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