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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Spazoid's 100th Post!

Well, this blog has made it to it's 100th post, and I have yet to lose interest. The frequency of posting has gotten less, but I'd like to think the quality is getting better - expertise comes with practice for most things, and that includes writing.

Not only that, but last week I made $1.01 in ad revenue! Do you know what that means? I actually get a little bit of traffic! It's made me think about my own domain name, and a more powerful blog program, like wordpress or similar.

Last week I signed myself up for Google analytics, and in honour of my 100th post, I think I'll share with you some of the funnier and more disgusting search terms that landed hits on my site.

For those that are not familiar with what I'm talking about, it's pages of mine that have come up in a google search after a certain phrase is typed in. Google links specific words and phrases with those mentioned in a page. It's some seriously funny stuff.

Do any of you remember my post on Dirty Fag Suckers? Here are some of the search terms that linked to it:
Fag Sucking
Addicted to Fags
Fags in Space
How to tell if someone is a fag

Obviously, there are some dirty and perverted people out there, and one bigot. I'm just wondering who wanted to know if there are fags in space? There's not a whole lot of astronauts out there, so you might just be able to find him!

My Boobarella post had some interesting results. I imagine that every one of them is a man. Or Tequila Mockingbird.
Boob Deficiencies Picture
Perfect Women's Boobs
Pointy and Puffy Nipples
Wrinkly Old Woman's Boob's Pics

I'm sure all of my regular readers know that I find poo humour funny. It should come as no surprise that my Poo Coffee post got a hit by some disgusting pervert searching for Japanese Poo Burger!

Some other interesting searches that got hits to Spazoid's Space:
Perverted Video(s)
Penis Ice Cream
Contact Emails of Shit and Condom Factories
Douchebag Tanning
Farting Privates
Fleas around dogs bum
Lindsay Lohan's Beaver
Stallion Screw*Cow (this one is particularly disturbing)
Sucking off college guys blogger (WTF?!??!?!?!??!???!)
Support group for women with kankles
There are floaters in my bowel movements

And several others that even make ME blush!

What I'm trying to say, is that as disgusting and over the top as I think I am, there are some truly disgusting people out there, visiting my blog.

Thank you to all my readers for putting up with my shit! And many more returns.


P.S. - If any of you want to add me to your blogroll or mention me in any way, I will be eternally grateful and do whatever you want me to do for you! Except that.


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24 keen observations:

billymac said...

hey, congrats on the 100! I think i passed the 100 mark around Christmas, but as I am incredibly lazy, i didn't even notice it. Keep up the good work...

Jillian said...


And LOL @ Fags in space. hahaha

And you're on my blogroll already!!! :-D

Just Sayin' said...

Congratulations! Here's to 100 more!

Mike said...

Wookiemac - thanks for the props man, keeps my spirits high and keeps me thinking I come up with some good shit!

jillian - were you thinking pigs in space? Wait - you are old enough to remember the muppet show right?

just sayin - Thanks man!

Jillian said...

Yes... yes I am! And also the aliens on Seseame (how the hell do you spell it?) Street that always went, "Yup-yup-yup-yup.." Do u remember them? Cuz they totally made the show for me.

Kerstin said...

Congratulations on your 100th.

Fags in space totally made me think of Pigs in Space. Which incidentally was always my favorite part of the show.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to you!

I think we should break out the fags and the floaters in your poo and celebrate!


Who's up for a good time?

Anonymous said...

Mazel Tov!!! I should have done that for my 100th post, I guess I will wait until my 150th!! Your blog is great, please keep writing!!

Toodles to ya bud!!!!


I may have to see what they are searching for to find my blog!

Dawn said...

Well done :)

Jay Cam said...

There are floaters in my bowel movements?

dang there are some messed up people out there looking at your blog! shut this place down!!
; D

Adamski said...

Congrats on 100 and thanks for the tips! I will now include either the word "Boobarella" or "Dirty Fag Sucker" in all of my blog headlines. Brilliant.

Nicole said...

Search terms are always hilarious :)
But having posts and titles like that, you can bet you get funny results ;)

Congrats on 100 posts :)!
Keep them coming :)

You already are on my roll :)

Mike said...

Jillian - yup yup yup yup yup yup

Kerstin - The only thing I liked better than pigs in space was those two old guys.

PP - does it have to be my poo?

Single - I'm betting the search terms are better in my blog, i'm... umm... dirty and your not so much.

Dawn - Thanks!

Jay - That's inspired me to write MORE!

Adamski - I won't sue you for copywrite infringement ;)

Nicole - I'll try to make every third post especially dirty to ramp that up a bit!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the 100! You're my favorite fag sucker in the whole world. I mean, you know, nevermind.

Mike said...


I gave up fag sucking 2 1/2 years ago!

So much healthier ;)

clairec23 said...

Congrats on the 100 posts. Wrinkly old women's boobs

The wierdest I've gotten was "she forced me into a nappy" - something about that one just chills me to the bone :)

Mike said...

Claire - I'm guessing nappy means diaper... over here nappy means something else.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Congrats on #100 posts! Woo-hoo!!!Got something for you on my blog...

Mike said...

olga! Thank you! Awesome!

Jay Cam said...

really? hahaha

Drowsey Monkey said...

CONTRATS DUDE! I'm very proud...and I knew you way back when.

I have stat counter...but this google thing sounds interesting too! I get weirdos looking for porn...I'm sure they're disapointed!

Looking forward to the next 100, 100, and 100...and on and on! :)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

congrats. i should send you my thong to celebrate. instead i will blogroll your ass.

anyway... yeaaaaah some of those search terms related to boobs WERE probably from me...

Mike said...

Drowsey - Thanks man!

Tequila - I'd only accept your thong if you were in it - it probably wouldn't fit me anyways.

Also, I'm pretty sure Linsay Lohans' beaver was yours too, was it not?

Anonymous said...

Let's return to a theme