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Monday, May 26, 2008

You want to look away - but can't.

Have you ever seen something that you just shouldn't be looking at? Something so aweful, so terrible and horrible that you shouldn't be seeing it but you cannot look away?

Like a car crash, or train wreck, or Cher?

That happened to me this weekend.

I was over at a friends house for the fights. During a break, we ended up checking out some video's he had on his laptop - it was actually from a backup file he created from his brother in law's computer.

Some of the videos were funny, some were stupid. Then we saw it.

Yes, IT.

This video was so horrid, so aweful, it was created by Satan to drive us mere mortals mad.

The first time around we didn't know what to do. So we laughed. It started off as a titter, than a giggle, than a laugh, and then a full out tear streaming, belly clutching laugh off.

But it didn't stop. It couldn't stop. He wouldn't let it stop.

I was sitting in my seat on the other side of the room. I heard the click of a mouse, the shuffle of a moving body, the ominous music starting up. I knew what it was, but I looked anyways. It was like I was compelled to look by some unseen force, even though I didn't want to.

I managed to look away. The laptop moved closer, into my field of vision. I put a hand up on one side of my face. The laptop was moved closer yet. I put another hand up, and so on.

Eventually, the laptop ended up right in front of the T.V., with this horrid, disgusting, vile video playing on repeat.

Seeing it again, I think it is the most mentally destructive, most terrifying video ever produced by the minds of man.

I've included it below. Please, if you have a weak stomach or are faint of heart, don't look, turn away now.




So, who thinks the guy is dead?

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9 keen observations:

Jessica said...

Gross...I think he's dead. If not he will be soon. She's huge!

Miss Milk said...

... Oh my God. Those poor boobs. OUCH OUCH OUCH.

moooooog35 said...

If she's trying to fly, I don't think it's gonna work.

Any coincidence that the guy looks like "Bernie" from "Weekend at Bernie's?"

Hungry Mother said...

I can't believe I clicked the mouse on that.

Mimzie Beaumont said...

I was promised that this would never be seen. Oh well, now I'm famous!

Mike said...

Jessica - my thoughts exactly

Milk - never mind the boobs, mind the person underneath that behemouth!

Moog - dropped from sufficient hieght, do you think her under arm flab would form wings?

Hundry - sucka!

Meghan said...

Wow. She's got skillz.

Miss Milk said...

I can tell you the boobs are definitely suffering more.

Cinder-Single said...

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

Ummmm! Yeah he is really dead!!

That should be illegal!!

Single