Recently, Manitoba Lenny called me up with some good news. He didn't want to tell me over one of the four telephones in Canada, so we agreed to meet at Canada's coffee shack.
Spazoid: Hi Manitoba Lenny, how is it going?
Lenny: Good. Guess what happened to Alberta Steve!
Spazoid: What?
Lenny: He finally had a son!
Spazoid: That's great!
Lenny: Yea, him and his wife, Yukon Susan, have been trying for years.
Spazoid: What's he going to name him?
Lenny: Steve, after him!
Spazoid: That moron!
Lenny: What?
Spazoid: How the hell are we going to differentiate between them if there are TWO Alberta Steves!
Lenny: Oh.
But I don't want you to think Canada is full of idiots. To redeem us, I'd like to make tribute to some of our most intelligent and influential Canadians.
British Columbia Bart, Canada's Quantum Physicist:
PEI Paddy, Chief of Police:
Manitoba Marty, Investigative Reporter:
Saskatchewan Sandy, Molecular Biologist:
Ontario Orville, Artist and Philosopher:
Quebec Randy, Weapons Specialist and Head of the Peacemakers Corps:
And finally, one of our most famous and influential Canadians, Celine Dion:
I hope seeing some of our most intelligent and famous people will help help with the stereotype that Canada is backwards and it's people are idiots.
May Zeus bless Canada.
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
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11 keen observations:
Aww, I'm sorry. But hey, you have a pretty flag! And hockey & maple syrup.
Come on over the border when you want to reproduce though...it's good to mix up the gene pool a bit. You can always drag the wife back to moose-land, just tell her you're going camping & leave out the part where you'll be camping forever.
Course, i'd have to be careful what kind of girl I pick up in ol' McAmerica. Wouldn't want the moose trying to hump her thinking she's one of their own :P
LOL. I love the video. That shit is funny.
Thanks you for making me feel like the superior American I know I am! :-D
you're a sick dude... hilarious... but sick
lol...too damn funny.
Looks like all Canadians have massive heads??
Guess it's to house those big ass brains, right?? ;)
They should meet "American Annie" on my blog from today!
Wow, Canada should really stop inbreeding. It's starting to look like Hicksville America up there!
Thanks for showing my collection of ex boyfriends, Mike. Not cool.
Jillian - american superiority? Must be.... you're still on top with that douche bush in office!
wookiemac- sick is as sick does, sir.
Slick - ain't the brains my friend ;)
Mimzie - american annie was GROSS.
knight - i know eh? How shameful!
meghan - I can't believe you went out with all those guys, you're so lucky!
All of this is forgiven because you have hot strippers.
Makes up for a lot.
HAHA!!!
I think Kentucky should be right next door to Canada! No I really thinking Kentucky is a lot better!!
SOWWY!
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