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Monday, April 14, 2008

Two Girls, One Cup

Last night I was watching Family Guy. Brian made Stewie watch the video "Two Girls, one Cup", the results of which were Stewie being disgusted and Brian laughing. Of course, Stewie being latently gay wanted to find "two GUYS one cup". What a freak!

I've heard of the video, but had never actually seen it. I was morbidly curious, even though I knew the theme of it.

So I searched for it on the internet. I finally found it (someone had gone to a LOT of trouble to make sure this video wasn't available to the masses anymore). It started off well enough, with one girl rubbing her face in another's tits. Sweeeeeet! However, it all went downhill from there. Seriously downhill.

We're talking this kind of downhill:

As I was watching it, I believe my facial expression looked something like this:

Moooooog had a guest post today from a girl named Kristin. She shit herself. The visual imigary was HORRID.

Two girls, one cup was a HUNDRED times worse.

When I rule the world, law #1 will be as follows:

DOOKIE IS NOT FOR EATING!

Here's what got this whole ball rolling. And I will not, never, EVER post the actual two girls one cup video on this blog! So don't ask.



That's all I have to say.

Spazoid out.

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28 keen observations:

C.Rag said...

Shit should NEVER be used for any sexual gratification.

Golden Showers should only be used for sluts you want to disrespect.

billymac said...

scary thing is... i may have seen this one years ago...

Single In The City said...

I have not seen it, and I do not want to.. Anything to do with shit is off limits unless it involves a toilet!

cathouse teri said...

Love your label of "poo."

Hilarious.

I had heard the video was worser than worse. So I felt not compelled to see it.

I'm thinking I made the right choice.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

ive never seen this vid, but i know enough about it to know i dont want to see it. i was horrified enough by tub girl, i dont want to see two girls one cup.

Mike said...

C.Rag - after golden showers, I make em take a shower before I touch em again.

Skanks.

Billymac - I almost lost my lunch, it was THAT GROSS

Single - That's what I thought too. Google 'fecal Japan' for a lesson in weirdness.

Teri - I should have made the right choice.... I didn't. I regret it.

Tequila - I've heard of tub girl. I know better than to go looking for it now.

R.E.H. said...

Are you sure you didn't post the real "cup" video? Cause whatever was there is no longer available...

Seriously - I've heard about the clip, but I have not even for a second entertained the thought of actually watching it. I am sick to my stomach from just hearing about what goes on in there...

BTW... were the chicks hot? ;)

Kristen Bjorg said...

This is unbelivable.What goes on in this video is considered a sex act? I guess it's up there with shoe foot fetish?

Jillian said...

I've seen this video... a few times. I usually pretend it's some cool free porn vid I found and show it tounsuspecting friends.

That SHIT is nasty.

whatigotsofar said...

What's baffling to me is why a person would agree to incorporate poo into the act of sexing. It's just so wrong so many reasons. Call me a prude, but a chili dog is taking it way to far. That 2 girls 1 cup thing is so far beyond wrong, I cannot even begin to fathom what would possess a human being to take part in the making of that video. Shame on Family Guy for returning it to public conscienceness.

Hungry Mother said...

Thanks for not showing it. I promise not to show any poo eating also.

Tink said...

Although I've had the opportunity, I've never watched that video and I don't ever want to. Bleh!

Mimzie said...

I know the premise of it but I just can't bring myself to watch it.

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Okay, the video is no longer available :( However, ew.. okay.. I don't want to see people and shit in sexual gratification. EW! ACK! COUGH! PUKE!

WomensDaily said...

I watched this some time back when my friend sent me the link and didn't tell me what it was, and let me tell you, it was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen in my life. I'm scarred for life lol.

Iron Pugilist said...

When I first watched it, I laughed. In that moment, I felt like I was hardcore again, when I used to enjoy going to rotten.com and watch the faces of death series.

Then I let my co-workers watch it.

I laughed even harder.

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