Spazoid is at a friends house, watching T.V. One of those inane commercials comes on for tampons or some such, featuring a stick drawing of a woman.
Several minutes go by.
Spazoid: Remember that stupid tampon commercial with the stick woman?
Friend: Yea?
Spazoid: She didn't have any titties.
Friend: Right.
Several more minutes go by.
Spazoid: What exactly would stick titties look like?
Friend puts hands to chest with index fingers sticking out.
Spazoid: Ah.
Several more minutes go by.
Spazoid: Ok then, what would stick NIPPLES look like?
Several years go by. The laughter hasn't yet stopped.
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Monday, June 2, 2008
Stick Titties
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9 keen observations:
Yeah...laugh it up.
The poor broads at "Stick Titties Anonymous" are devastated right now.
Hope you're happy.
I'm going to crash the meeting...nothing like stick nipples to get a guy going.
With that post title I was expecting something like press-on boobies.
I love how the hygiene retards create chicks without boobs or butts, but they still get their damn periods :P
Quite the conundrum, huh?
I think you should draw an anatomically correct stick figure women to drive the point home.
Sucking on stick titties is not as fun as it good be.
mooog - watch you don't get your eyes poked out.
jo - I don't know what you chicks did to deserve periods, but for some reason us men are paying for it :P
mimzie - stick figures are poor souls.
meghan - i'll think about it!
c.rag - could you provide a picture?
Reminds me of...
http://i28.tinypic.com/2rndj7t.jpg
:)
i am pissed you didnt try to illustrate this ala ms paint.
I am around! Still alive I think!!! haha! I have a real job now.. So when I got back from Vegas I had to report to work that Monday!! What a bunch of shit!! haha!!!
To My Blog Crush I know you would be so sad if I was dead!! So this is to let you know that my Tired ass is around and living.... I will post when my eyes are straight again!! lol
See ya
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