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Monday, January 21, 2008

I'm Quirky Meme

Drowsey Monkey tagged me with a "six quirky things about me" meme. So, even though for some reason shes a little scared, here are six quirky things about me.

1. Whenever I step into the shower, my right eye closes right up. I don't know why, it just does. It's not a conscious thing, but when water falls on my head, my right eye closes. If I ever lose my left eye, I'll be blind when I'm wet.

2.I haven't yet met a dog I didn't like. I've met many people I don't like. Freudian analysis, anyone?

3.This will probably NOT come as any shock to anyone, but I find poo funny. Poo! HA HA!

4.I'm currently making plans for what to do when the world ends. Usually, I'm not an alarmist, but my survival instincts are overwhelming my rational thought. I've got a really good plan of action. Any young good looking girls want to live through the apocalypse? Come see me!

5.I like my meat rare. Sometimes bloody. I'm sure this is NO surprise to anybody.

6. As with every other meme I've ever done, I'd be remiss in saying my favorite part of a woman is her boobs. I love them boobies!

The rules are: Link to the person that tagged you. Post the rules on your blog. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

Ok, I'm following all of the rules except the tagging of the six people, cuz I'm not like that. Instead, I ask for six volunteers and to let me know in the comments. If no one volunteers, cest la vie!

15 keen observations:

Hungry Mother said...

I presented you with this award for excellence in blogging.

Anonymous said...

I think we might be soul mates.

Mike said...

Hungry - thank you! I don't deserve awards just like I don't deserve presets cuz I'm an ass, so it makes it extra special!

mimzie - it's cuz we both like boobies, right?

Chica said...

Rare meat?! I think I may vomit now..

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol @ your right eye...that's weird! I think we may need photos to proove it tho ;)

I'm with chica...rare meat...eesh.

Thanks for being such a sport!

billymac said...

I'm with ya on numbers 5 and 6, number 3 (you really missed the chance to call it number 2 here) has gone bye-bye after 2 kids in diapers.

Anonymous said...

Oh gaaawd! Rare meat. Ewwwwwww!

Does Trichinosis ring a bell?

Casdok said...

Congratulations on your award!

An interesting meme! However i will leave the poo coffee to you!

moooooog35 said...

I have the same shower quirk.

Except, it only happens in the gym shower.

And it's my anus that closes up.

...I suppose that could be considered an eye if you really get down to semantics.

Anonymous said...

Dogs are awesome! Hating them is hard(unlike humans!)

Anonymous said...

Nice!I am on my way over to see if you really close your eyes when you are in the shower! LOL!! J/k

I don't Like Dogs, and umm Not to good with Humans either.. It was wonderful finding out things about ya! Since all of my Meme's really ask to many questions, but I still answer!!

Be Good Mike.

Jay Cam said...

i think you have a weird obsession with dogs. are you part dog?

scary bro!! drowseymonkey was right to be scared!

tanninety said...

With your obsession with boobs and poo I hope you are not into cleveland steamer.

Mike said...

Ok, I tried to be able to answer you all, but I spit my drink all over the screen reading this awesome shit.

Hey Tan, why don't you have a blog yet? You're sense of humour is too good NOT to!

Cyberpunk said...

I like dogs too but non-stray dogs seem to hate me, I dunno why.

Interesting bit about that survival thingie. Does that involve a bomb shelter?