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Thursday, May 8, 2008

My truck is OLD

After learning about the Holy Goat, my friends little daughter insisted on getting a ride home with me. She was so excited to be riding with Uncle Mike. Then she saw my truck. Oh yea.

Niece: Uncle Mike, is that your truck?
Spazoid: Yes Nina, it is.

Niece: Your truck is old.
Spazoid: Yes Nina, it is.
Niece: Your truck makes funny noises.

Spazoid: Yes Nina, it does.
Niece: Uncle Mike, maybe it's time for a new truck?
Spazoid: Maybe.

Yea, right. When it blows up.

What do you guys think?

Also, just to be a dick, because summer is coming up:


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14 keen observations:

Anonymous said...

Daddy Mike!! Your truck looks really nice!! It does not look old... Come and get me and take me Parking, and then we will know if it is old or not!!! (damn I am being Bad)! Sowwy!


TechJoe said...

I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about it doing hems while you drive.

Meghan said...

I think your truck is swell.

Jo said...

It doesn't look bad at all.

I love how you just parked the wheelbarrow in front of the BBQ for the winter.

moooooog35 said...

I'd be less concerned about your truck, and more worried about the fact that you have an awning over your door that looks like it belongs on your grandmother's house.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Is that the truck she's talking about? Because it looks fine to me. Maybe kids in Canada are too spoiled?

C.Rag said...

Does your truck have astro-turf in the bed for the ladies?

Knight said...

Kids can be such assholes!

For any freaks that take that seriously, it's just a joke.

Mike said...

Single - stop teasing will you?!?!?!?!?

yoseph - yea, but that's your joke. I didn't want to steal it.

meghan - neato!

jo - there's a lot of stuff under the 4 feet of snow!

mooooooooooooog - the house was built in 1950, and i bought it from the ORIGINAL owner. Also, what the awning lacks in looks it makes up for in functionality.

Mimzie - kids EVERYWHERE are too spoiled. And too fat.

c.rag - have you ever fucked on astro turf? It hurts man.

knight - that's correct!

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Your truck is old and it smells funky!!! Like.. old man funky.. lol just kidding. I like your truck, but I just like men in trucks in general ;)

Anonymous said...

You, still are my MIKE!!! Me wont be bad anymore!!!!

Mike said...

Fashionista - aren't you like, a month older than me? :P

Single - I don't mind if you tease, but you just have to follow through :P

Drowsey Monkey said...

Your truck looks like spring chicken compared to my car.

Why'd ya have to post that snow photo! Aaaaaaaa!

Kristen Bjorg said...

Your truck looks magnificant Mike!Like this 50's model,in other words,me, to be more precise,I was built really good by my FATHER.

I can tell by looking at the pictures, that you take good care of your truck.

Cinder-single,you know you got Mike going,now,he has got to proof to you that he ain't that old,and there is still some fire in the fireplace,even though there might be some snow on the rooftop. LOL.Right Mike?You a "bad" woman Single!

On the other hand single,he could be a "dead fish,it's important to find out,or you could be stuck with him like that,that's always an important information to find out before you take a leap,single.Parking with Mike,sounds like a good idea.*Wink.Then let me in on what you find out,hehehe.