Smelly, stinky, disgusting, juicy, squishy, raunchy, ELEPHANT ANAL ORAL!
One of my COW WORKERS saw that and he became excited. This is what happened.
Spazoid: What in the hell are you doing?
COW WORKER: ELEPHANT SEX! DAAAAAAAARRGH! ME WANT ELEPHANT SEX!
Spazoid: Huh?
COW WORKER: I WANT DAT ELEPHANT TO PUT HIS TRUNK IN MY BUM!
Spazoid tries to explain that it's just a funny picture of two paperweights.
COW WORKER: NOOOO! I LIKE BIG THINGS IN MY BUM! DAARGH!
Spazoid: Shhh! Keep your voice down or your mom will come and take you home again!
COW WORKER: i like big things in my bum!
Spazoid: If you forget about it I'll get you an apple juice! Who wants an apple juice!
COW WORKER: NO NO NO NO NO!
COW WORKER: I just made poopie! In my pants!
Spazoid: Ok, how about we call your receptionist to clean you up and get an ice cream? Would you like that?
COW WORKER: DAAAAARGH! ICE KWEEM! DAAARGH!
Spazoid: Oh, Lucy! Clean up on isle one!
Hard to find good management these days, isn't it?
*Note: Told you I was a self indulgent ass, didn't I?
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13 keen observations:
Oh my god, you are so bad! lol
MIKE!!! WTF? LOL!!! That was toooooo funny!!!!
I needed that laugh so bad! Thank You
Very much!
Smooches!!!
Single!
I'm all over those elephants. And your co-worker has a nice arse! :-D
Fashionista - you have not YET begun to see how bad I am!
Single - your welcome, always here to please.
Jillian - maybe I'll take requests. What sort of sexual pose would you like to see those elephants in next?
Do you work with Corky?
Elephant sex... I think that would be too big for anyone's ass!
Next time, break out the fire hose, shove it up his bum and turn it on... see if he likes it? ;)
If you're taking requests, might I suggest 69 or the "butterfly" position. I swear I do not have problems...
Single in the city,I'm glad you could laugh ,it will help speed up with you getting over the flu.And I would replace the wine with juice,single in th city.
What's with all the wires on your desk Mike?
Mimzie - I WISH! At least corky can be reasoned with.
r.e.h. - to be frank, I ain't going near man ass, even if it is with another hose! LOL
jillian - and I swear, neither do I.
crystal - that's at one of our shops. The thing to the right is a meter reader, and the thing to the left is a toxic gas detector.
Good for keeping you alive on confined space entries, or tracing the source of the SBD (silent but deadly).
man.... you and your elephant coitus... as an aside, I got a hit on my site from this search "gross ripped vagina vids"... talk about WTF.
So wrong....but can't.stop.reading.
So wrong....but can't.stop.reading.
i wish my coworkers were like that. NONE of them want elephants in their bums. sigh* you ARE a lucky bastard
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