Spazoid's 150!

Yes, that's right folks! Spazoid has hit his 150th post. And like Spazoid's 100th post, he's going to share with you, his gentle readers, all the sick and twisted google searches that somehow brought people to this site.

That's right. There are people more twisted than Spazoid out there. There are people that actually find this pretty fucking tame. Let's see what the google stats brought in, shall we? Here are ten of the most interesting and peculiar searches from the absolute dregs of human society.

1. Can you grind up poop.

Answer: Yes you can. Although poop doesn't really grind, it kind of smushes. Don't ask.

2. Dirty bum after I wipe

Answer: Then wipe again. And again. And again. And...well you get the picture. Or maybe you don't, since you had to google it. It's not rocket science. This is something you should very easily understand... if it's still dirty, you need to keep cleaning. I fear for the human race.

3. Lohan's Beaver.

Looking for a few STD's, hmmm?

4. Pills that make ur shit smell like roses.

Look... I don't know how to break this to you. Shit smells like shit. That's why it's shit. And that's why toilets come with a flusher. If your shit smells worse than normal, get a deodorant sprayer, or maybe start eating human food or something. You know, get a little more fiber in your diet?

5. Space condoms; space penis; space woody; space poo

Buddy, i'm pretty sure condoms, penis's, woody's, and poo would be ALL THE SAME. What, do you think being in a space shuttle changes the properties of you? Maybe you're thinking the lack of gravity will give you a bigger penis, therefor you'd need a bigger condom for your bigger woody? It's just like your big poo.... bullshit.

6. Starbucks is shit.

Preach on brother, preach on!

7. Stuffed pee holes

Are you serious? Obviously, you've never passed a stone. Otherwise, you'd understand that the pee hole is the most sacred of sacred out holes. In ten years, when I'm forty, I'll give up my ass virginity to make sure my prostate is OK. But NOTHING will EVER go up the pee hole, ever. And if you like that kind of shit, you sir, or madam, are a serious fucking weirdo. Even weirder than the guy who wanted to grind up his poo.

8. What is a faggot called in England?

I can't speak for the English, but i'm pretty sure it's 'faggot'.

9. What's a Spazoid.

I'm glad you asked! Have a look around my craptastic blog... you'll figure it out soon enough.

10. Vagina bags

I'm... stumped. So I googled it myself. What I found scared the crap out of me:
Maybe she keeps her bags up in that thing? Hell, she probably keeps a few matched sets of luggage up there! I know one thing that isn't going up there - penises. Really. Hell, if I stuck mine in there it would be followed by my hips, legs, body and head. Hey, at least I'd be warm for the winter!

Hey folks, thanks for reading my crappy blog. Hopefully, I'll be around for another 150 to keep my three readers entertained!

-Spazoid Out.

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