I like Beaver

I love beaver. It's one of my favorite things in the world.

I perfer a small, tight beaver to a big sloppy one.
I like some hair on my beaver, but too much or none at all turn me right off.
Stuffed beavers turn me right off, and I would never be the one to do the stuffing.
Some people think beaver is a nuisance, but I think it's great when they chew on wood!
Anybody that hates beaver is pretty gay, in my opinion.
I think it's really cute when two or more beavers go for a walk on their own dyke.
I'm right in the heart of beaver country. All the best beaver is right where I am.
Smelly beaver turns me right off. It's not like it's hard to clean, it is instinct, isn't it?
I've always wondered what beaver tastes like, but if I'm eating it I won't be able to look at it in it's natural surroundings, will I?
Some people like to pound beaver, but if I ever ran across a tame one I'd pet it gently.
There is no such thing as a tame beaver, as far as I know.
If you want to see a good beaver, it takes a lot of patience and monumental efforts, at least the wild ones. There are some who will show up for a bribe.
I think that beavers make the CUTEST little noises!


I have a picture of a really cute beaver, one of my favorites actually. It's completely naked too. Want to see?

And what exactly were you expecting, you pervs!