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Thursday, November 15, 2007

I like Beaver

I love beaver. It's one of my favorite things in the world.

I perfer a small, tight beaver to a big sloppy one.
I like some hair on my beaver, but too much or none at all turn me right off.
Stuffed beavers turn me right off, and I would never be the one to do the stuffing.
Some people think beaver is a nuisance, but I think it's great when they chew on wood!
Anybody that hates beaver is pretty gay, in my opinion.
I think it's really cute when two or more beavers go for a walk on their own dyke.
I'm right in the heart of beaver country. All the best beaver is right where I am.
Smelly beaver turns me right off. It's not like it's hard to clean, it is instinct, isn't it?
I've always wondered what beaver tastes like, but if I'm eating it I won't be able to look at it in it's natural surroundings, will I?
Some people like to pound beaver, but if I ever ran across a tame one I'd pet it gently.
There is no such thing as a tame beaver, as far as I know.
If you want to see a good beaver, it takes a lot of patience and monumental efforts, at least the wild ones. There are some who will show up for a bribe.
I think that beavers make the CUTEST little noises!

I have a picture of a really cute beaver, one of my favorites actually. It's completely naked too. Want to see?

And what exactly were you expecting, you pervs!

8 keen observations:

DrowseyMonkey said...

As a Canadian, I knew you meant the guy on the back of the nickel.

Hungry Mother said...

Very nice plot twist.

Mike said...

Drowsey, our national animal gets on the stinking NICKEL? Shucks.

Hungry - just call me M.Night Shamylan - what a twist!

Anonymous said...

You're like a little retarded kid that needs a hug.

Cyberpunk said...

i don't know what the others were thinking, but i was totally thinking of beaver the animal *innocent look*

billymac said...

sorry, Mimzie just made me piss my pants at work with that comment. Thanks a lot!

tanninety said...

Hmmm, that looks like lindsay lohan's beaver.

Mike said...


More like an autistic kid. I'm not a big fan of hugs. I generally scream and rip the huggers arms off.