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Thursday, October 30, 2008

It's halloween again

Well, it's that time of year again. Halloween. The time of year when little undeserving turds march all over your front lawn, littering it with garbage, so you can reward them with chocolates. Ugh, kids. But yet again, if I leave my house dark the asshole parents of the entitled kids leave dookies on my windshield, so I'm obligated to feed their little shits candy.

On the other hand, maybe it isn't so bad. Ever seen a kid with a sugar high? Sweet justice!

You know, I've begun to notice something about today's kids. Something that's not quite as it used to be. The change was slow, so it was hard to notice. They certainly aren't the same as when I was a kid. I just can't place my finger on what it is.

Anyways, the first visitor to my house was a little girl, probably no more than 8 years old.. I just didn't have the heart to tell her that her ginormous boobs popped out of her dress.

Oh, and the next two looked like they were brother and sister. Those sumo suits are so lifelike! Their parents must have gone to terrible expense.
The next two kids must have just finished playing some after school organized sport, cuz they were still eating dinner. Poor, hungry things.

This little girl just couldn't wait to tuck into the treat she got from the last house!

And this little boy sure is going to be a heart breaker when he grows up!

This kid had the best costume of all. He came as a friggin SWIMMING POOL!
This little boy was a close second, as a helicopter though.

Although you have to give this kid points for creativity. He's a premature ejaculator - he just came in his pants!

Yea, most of the other kids looked very similar. I just can't put my finger on what's changed about kids nowadays! It's something big... really big.

Oh well.

Happy halloween, everybody!

7 keen observations:

Anonymous said...

Mike, I wonder what goes through the parents mind to let them get that big at such a young age! SIGH!

Ole well It is still a funny post I like how you had something to say about every pic! hahahahahah


Miss Milk said...

Reason Why Australia Is Better Than Canada #93,459,431:
We don't do Halloween, so the fat kids stay indoors where they belong.

Also, though the statistics say we're just as fat, proportion-wise, as America & Co., the vast majority of the kids I see (and I see a lot, my sisters being children themselves) aren't fat. At all. But they're still annoying.

Maybe we just hide them better?

moooooog35 said...


Now I want McDonald's.

Jessica said...

Happy Halloween!

Those pictures made me a bit sad. Poor kids with stupid parents.

Mike said...

Ne: Have you seen the parents? It's downright neglect to themselves and child abuse to their kids.

Milk: Maybe your society has the appropriate shame for such monstrosities? Have you ever heard of the fat acceptance movement? BLAH.

moooog: Don't forget to supersize!

Jessica: Yup yup and yup.

Kerstin said...

Yikes! That's disturbing.

But as always, you made me laugh.

Hungry Mother said...

In Australia, they grind up kids like that to make vegemite.