It's amazing the things that make people happy. There are lots of things that make me happy, but the knowledge that even in death my humour will continue makes me ecstatic.
See, a friend of mine works at a funeral home. He's very intimate with corpses. Umm, not that kind of intimate. Actually, in retrospect....that's not something I want to think about. Let's say that he knows much about corpses.
And corpses fart.
Yes, corpses fart. Even after death, the biological processes that make farts still continue and the corpse could expel gasses from their bung holes even hours after death, and it sounds exactly.like.a.FART!
Not only that, but our bowels release too!
I can poo after I'm dead!
So, in 40 or 50 years when my time is drawing near, I'm going to make damned sure that I give up the ghost in such a way that the coroners have to pick me up and my dead poo will fall all over them. Then I'll fart on them.
Yay!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I'll die like I want to... gauranteed!
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8 keen observations:
Oh for pity sake, LOL.
What's with this fascination men seem to have? LOL!!
Is that word, "gaurenteed" an onomatopoeia?
If that's the case, then I want to be shown at my "viewing" with my finger in a pull-able pose.
I wonder how long the bowel releasing continues. Could you be shitting your pants at your own funeral?
Drowsey - bodily functions are funny. One day you'll realize.
Hungry - why not?
moooooog - if i'm still around, I'll make sure.
Knight - if I'm lucky, i'll get buried in the woods to make a meal for the coyotes.
Kay, that's just more than I wanted to know. :P
LOL-OMG @ Drowsey--ditto! :)
LMAO!
you,poo and farts... lol
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