Heard from China: Shiskabob is BEEF on a stick? BEEF?? What kind of weirdo does that?
Heard from Texas: Hey Ya'll, I'm not that hungry tonight. Just give me the 60 ounce T Bone.
Heard from Canada: It ain't the cow that's mad now, you American assholes!
Heard from New Zealand: You slaughtered the what? Yea, that's fine, as long as the lamb is still ok. I'm feeling kind of horny tonight.
Heard from India: Yes, our hospitality is legendary here. Yes, we treat our guests like cattle!
Heard from Ethiopia: I don't care WHAT it is, do you have any more?
Heard from Japan: Just slice it up, wrap it in seaweed and call it red snapper. They'll never know.
Heard from Sweden, Circa 5000 B.C.: And you can even put the horns on your hat, like so.
Heard from Jamaica: What is the matter wit you? You can't get high offa that! Put it down!
Heard from Alabama: We only kill the brown ones.
Heard from Israel: Mordechai, you can eat that. It doesn't have cloven hooves.
Heard from Palestine: Did you hear that? They like cows! Strap a bomb on one and send it in!
Heard from the Polynesian Islands: Hey! Where's the beef!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
The "What's your Beef" International
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10 keen observations:
YOUR ASS IS CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!
Love ya man!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
P.S. Tomato is gone.. get rid of it on your blogroll babe and ummmmmm update my word pres!! Damn I am demanding! haha
My favourite is a toss up between New Zealand and Alabama. Ahaha... so true.
Single - my brain is crazy. My ass is hairy.
Also, the link is updated, the name stayed the same. What would you like the name changed to?
milk: I figgured you might like the New Zealish one ;)
Your water site is down. I can't read my answer!!!
The Palestine one deserves a medal. Oh man! What do you smoke?
Hysterical!!!!
For a vegetarian such as moi, that was like being waterboarded.
For a vegetarian such as moi, that was like being waterboarded.
LOL @ the Jamaican. I think you might have been smoking something when you wrote this. ;)
Mike,
""Yes, our hospitality is legendary here. Yes, we treat our guests like cattle!""
That was hilarious!! :-D
There's another joke on India's supposedly high vegetarian quotient;
Asks a foreign visitor to an Indian ""Is everyone vegetarian in India?""
Indian guy ""Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India"".
Indians eat non-vegetarian food by the millions. Many Hindus eat beef as well and I see nothing wrong in this, as ancient Indians did include oxen flesh in their diet.
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