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Sunday, September 7, 2008

I like big butts.

I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny

-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Yes, it's true. I like big butts. On the girls, I like them to have some meat on their behinds for sure. Preferably the muscle meat and not the kind that also gives them an ass on the front. But that isn't what this post is about. This post is about BOOTY! Some BEHIND! Huge, giant, jiggling butts!

And do you know why?

Because big butts are FUNNY, but most importantly, bug butts completely deny the laws of physics.

For example, one would think that a larger, more ample derrier would fill out pants better and help keep them on. But when butts get to BOOYAH! levels, the laws of physics no longer apply and the pant tries desperately to leave the ass.


And then there's gravity. The laws of gravity state that large objects have a large force of attraction. One would think that a large object, such as the earth, and some serious BOOOTAH would stick together indefinately when they got close, but these ladies prove that the laws of gravity do NOT apply to their giant ASSets:

Finally, science states that fat is just energy storage and does not have a mind of it's own. As you can see, when enough fat congregates in one area, it becomes it's own entity.

One thing you can't deny: Giant ass is a great source of entertainment!

15 keen observations:

Don said...

Oh man, that's righteous stuff! Fucking funny. I'm a puttin' a link to this site on mine...

C.Rag said...

That's why I run stadium stairs. I mean I run stadium stairs when I'm not carrying a 20 lb turkey.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!! Mike! this is sooooo funny..

I think BUTT's are in now right???

But Ummmmm 3 of them needed to sit down!

Mike said...

Thanks don, always nice to see another fan.

cuntie - you should do that when your water breaks. Might jiggle little ginger right outta there.

Ne - you mean you wouldn't be all up in that shit grinding and stuff?

Anonymous said...

Mike I have to get a ass like them to dance like they dance!! mine looks like an ant compared to theirs! hahahaha

moooooog35 said...

Excuse me now, while I gouge my eyes out with sporks.

Knight said...

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin. That's what I said.

Vikki said...

well I have booty for sure..not quite like the ones on here thanfully..and by the way's an "out door" only..yeah..

Technodoll said...

Mike likes fat chicks! Waaahahahaha!! Watch out... big butts make boy's toys look smaller than they really are ;-)

Anonymous said...

Well, that made me put my doughnut down. Thanks!

Miss Milk said...

Hey, sorry I haven't been on for a bit - I've been pretty busy. I did read through your website, and I think it's great, except maybe for what you said about tap water vs bottled water. Clearly you've never tasted South Australian water - bottled water is definitely the only way to go there, unless you want a perpetual stomach ache.

But in all seriousness, I think it's a great site and I hope it takes off. :)

Mike said...

Ne - I doubt your capable of supporting that much weight ;)

Mooog - careful, they might eat them

knight - is that why you're dating a lanky jew?

vikki - i don't think ANYBODY has booty like that!

technodoll - I don't mind women with a little meat, but the whole cow??? come on!

mimzie - always glad to help

Milk - you could always write in and ask what you could do about stinky tap water ;)

Hungry Mother said...

One of my aerobics instructors used to play that whenever we did floorwork. She did not have a big butt.

Knight said...

Ha, not quite. I wouldn't be doing the pushin Mike. I just like the Spinal Tap song.
"The bigger the waste band the deeper the quick sand. You know what I said."

Knight said...

Oh, and your water site says my question form can't be submitted at this time. Such a tease.