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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I'm thinking of a new business

And that new business is a nudist colony.

Thinking about it, it seems like a good proposition.


You could tell when it was too cold, very, very easily.
No need to install changerooms
Very easy to see when someone was REALLY happy to see you
Inexpensive air conditioning bills
Open a formal dining room with a simplistic dress code
No need for laundry facilities

If you had cats, there'd be all SORTS of swinging dangly bits to keep them entertained
I'd probably get to meet C.Rag on my opening day
I could make ALL SORTS of money letting perverts set up hidden cameras.
Going swimming would take little or no prep time, just jump on in.

Of course, there's one major disadvantage:

I think I'll pass, thanks.

14 keen observations:

C.Rag said...

That's why there should be a Pretty Policy at this colony. If you installed a pretty policy, I'll be there jumping on a trampoline in the appropriate attire.

Mike said...


How about I install a trampoline in my back yard and invite you over.

Hey, just to make it even more interesting, let's time it for Angry ginger to come shooting out.

If he comes out on the up bounce, you'll have a wicked cool reverse bungie jump thing going!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry that I'm the reason you won't be having a new business venture. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! I think that us
all I can say about that!

Mike You go and do it! Ill back you


The Divine Miss M said...

I think I'm going to be sick.

I've always wondered what people like that eat. How much of it?


Mike said...

Mimzie - there's about 12 of you in that thing.

Ne - and I'll be looking at that fine back of yours ;)

Miss M - She's not grossly overweight, she's just a shaved sasquatch.

The Divine Miss M said...


Miss Milk said...

Oh come on, you can do better than that. I never thought a tiny little problem (well, metaphorically) like that would become such a major setback for someone with your ingenuity and dedication to perving.
Obviously your camp would have stringent entry conditions.

C.Rag said...

Afterbirth would be everywhere.
It will become a youtube sensation.

Knight said...

Damn, I was already starting to pack! Lotion...check. Stilettos... check. I'm all ready if you change your mind.

Mike said...

Miss Milk -

I've come up with a solution. I'll have a fully clothed section for the uggers, and a nekkid section for the not so uggers. That should keep everyone happy.

Also, it'll eliminate shyness. Do you really want to be on the uggers side? ;)

Mike said...

C.Rag - i'm getting the big memory card for my cam so I can catch all the glory in HD.

Knight - you come now. Alone. Thanks!

Jessica said...

haha-and she's not even really nude.

Technodoll said...

Stop laughing at my cousin. Not her fault they make bikinis too small for her rubanesque frame.

On the other hand, she is sitting on my box of donuts... crap.