Thank you for playing my name that fish contest. All twelve of you. I'm so popular! No matter, what I lack in quantity I more than make up for in quality.
And now, the moment you all have been waiting for.......... The wiener!
Miss Milk's suggestion of Ziggy Stardust got an astounding 33.333333333333% of the votes! Good job. As winner, you can pick one of the following
1.I do a guest post for you.
2.You do a guest post for me.
3.Nothing
4.Something else entirely.
Take your time. You may flip flop and dither and hmmm and hawwww, but that's your prerogative as a teenage girl. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you; unless of course you ask me to.
Moving on!
I don't have much for you all today. I'm the best man in a wedding that's happening this weekend, and some of my best manly duties will be carting around enough ice to sink the titanic, and co-ordinating the food with some guy named Jared.
So I'll leave you with the following offensive. Enjoy, and have a good weekend!
Thursday, July 3, 2008
...And the Wiener is!
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17 keen observations:
ah man Mikey!! Covering my eyes from the last photo. Ziggy is a rocking name. Cuz Ziggy played guitar.....
Great fish name. Have fun at the wedding!
Open bars and free cake make me wanna go wedding crashers style...
Yay, I win I win. That is now the coolest fish ever. Even cooler than my best-friend-when-I-was-seven's japanese fighting fish, which I was extremely jealous of. It's the naz! :D
I choose a little of category (1) and a little of category (4). I dare you to write me a guest post that isn't disgusting, and doesn't mention poo. Or bottoms. Or bodily functions.
I don't know if you can do it, though. We'll have to see. :)
I mean I wasn't jealous of the fighting fish, I was jealous of my friend for having one. Whoops. That could have been a bit strange.
Kota - Hearing it from you is right, but a 17 year old bowie fan like Milk is surprising.
Ahhh well, he is one of my favorite transvestites ;)
meghan - I thought you knew? I was going to have you put both feet behind your head and have you popping out of the cake. Followed by the Bride killing me.
Milk:
You just gushed all over my dirty fag suckers post. Surely that wasn't disgusting? And I don't think it mentioned too many bodily functions that come from your ass?
CONGRATS To Miss Milk... I think Wiener is a keeper!!!
Ne
Some men happen to find women like that sexy, you know.
*shudders*
Mine doesn't and lucky him, I look like a frigging supermodel compared to that shit! :D
Ah the life of a fish in a bowl... Ziggy isn't that the fat little whiner comic-strip character? I kid, I loved that song... The Spiders From Mars.
PS: Came here by way of Mimzie's Blog
Wow! I think that chick has a harpoon scar!
That's true. I meant to add the stipulation that it should be amusing, but never mind that. I trust you.
Ziggy Stardust a great name!
That women is nasty. Which, I know, is a HUGE understatement. :)
Now you should take a poll on how long Ziggy actually lives. I give him less than a month.
No fair...this contest should've ran longer cause I definitely would have won, period!
I call for a recall.
Or some shit like that.
I am jealous of your fish. I have always wanted to be Ziggy Stardust. I would look hot with a spiky mullet.
Don't forget the main job of best man: to keep the prospective groom from fleeing before the wedding.
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