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Thursday, July 3, 2008

...And the Wiener is!

Thank you for playing my name that fish contest. All twelve of you. I'm so popular! No matter, what I lack in quantity I more than make up for in quality.

And now, the moment you all have been waiting for.......... The wiener!

Miss Milk's suggestion of Ziggy Stardust got an astounding 33.333333333333% of the votes! Good job. As winner, you can pick one of the following
1.I do a guest post for you.
2.You do a guest post for me.

4.Something else entirely.

Take your time. You may flip flop and dither and hmmm and hawwww, but that's your prerogative as a teenage girl. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you; unless of cours
e you ask me to.

Moving on!

I don't have much for you all today. I'm the best man in a wedding that's happening this weekend, and some of my best manly duties will be carting around enough ice to sink the titanic, and co-ordinating the food with some guy named Jared.

So I'll leave you with the following offensive. Enjoy, and have a good weekend!

17 keen observations:

Lakota said...

ah man Mikey!! Covering my eyes from the last photo. Ziggy is a rocking name. Cuz Ziggy played guitar.....

Meghan said...

Great fish name. Have fun at the wedding!

Open bars and free cake make me wanna go wedding crashers style...

Miss Milk said...

Yay, I win I win. That is now the coolest fish ever. Even cooler than my best-friend-when-I-was-seven's japanese fighting fish, which I was extremely jealous of. It's the naz! :D

I choose a little of category (1) and a little of category (4). I dare you to write me a guest post that isn't disgusting, and doesn't mention poo. Or bottoms. Or bodily functions.
I don't know if you can do it, though. We'll have to see. :)

Miss Milk said...

I mean I wasn't jealous of the fighting fish, I was jealous of my friend for having one. Whoops. That could have been a bit strange.

Mike said...

Kota - Hearing it from you is right, but a 17 year old bowie fan like Milk is surprising.

Ahhh well, he is one of my favorite transvestites ;)

meghan - I thought you knew? I was going to have you put both feet behind your head and have you popping out of the cake. Followed by the Bride killing me.

Mike said...


You just gushed all over my dirty fag suckers post. Surely that wasn't disgusting? And I don't think it mentioned too many bodily functions that come from your ass?

Anonymous said...

CONGRATS To Miss Milk... I think Wiener is a keeper!!!


The Offended Blogger said...

Some men happen to find women like that sexy, you know.


Mine doesn't and lucky him, I look like a frigging supermodel compared to that shit! :D

Barbara Doduk said...

Ah the life of a fish in a bowl... Ziggy isn't that the fat little whiner comic-strip character? I kid, I loved that song... The Spiders From Mars.

Barbara Doduk said...

PS: Came here by way of Mimzie's Blog

Anonymous said...

Wow! I think that chick has a harpoon scar!

Miss Milk said...

That's true. I meant to add the stipulation that it should be amusing, but never mind that. I trust you.

Jessica said...

Ziggy Stardust a great name!

That women is nasty. Which, I know, is a HUGE understatement. :)

Anonymous said...

Now you should take a poll on how long Ziggy actually lives. I give him less than a month.

Slick said...

No fair...this contest should've ran longer cause I definitely would have won, period!

I call for a recall.

Or some shit like that.

Knight said...

I am jealous of your fish. I have always wanted to be Ziggy Stardust. I would look hot with a spiky mullet.

Hungry Mother said...

Don't forget the main job of best man: to keep the prospective groom from fleeing before the wedding.