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Friday, July 25, 2008

I'm leaving.

But not forever. Unless some douchebag in the states decides to shoot me. Don't bring a fist to a gunfight - I'm lead to believe all Americans are packing heat of some sort. Don't you guys have a law that prohibits not carrying guns or something?

Anywho, before I do go, I want to update you all.

I got my truck registered, plated, and on the road this wednesday. She's BEAUTIFUL!

She also comes with a security system.

As far as boobies go, I got a couple of maybe's but nothing for sure. I hope to have more soon!

I'd like to leave you with this. It's fucking hilarious.

See you all in a week. Don't do anything that I would do.

18 keen observations:

Jo said...

Yay, you got a purty new truck! I stared at the doggie blurb for a solid minute thinking little man in a boat? wtf does that mean?! Then I got it. Now I'm trying to forget it LOL

The cartoon was genius...except for the rectal bleeding, good god.

We have all sorts of crazy gun laws in this stupid state. I think I can shoot you in the front seat of my car but not the back seat, and only in the ass on Tuesdays. Have fun on your trip & don't get syphillis!

The Divine Miss M said...

Ok love you bye bye!!!

Lakota said...

~smacking you upside the back of your head~
i saw the title in my RSS reader and almost had heart failure thinking you were leaving leaving.
Don't do that to me! have fun sweets!

Mike said...

Jo - I hate it when my pee burns.

miss M - later ;)

kota - hey! it worked!

Anonymous said...

Mike have a great time!! I know you will!

And Yes. J-Lo is beautiful along with your security system

Be Good!


P.S Yes I pack Heat! but I wont shoot you! I promise!

Jessica said...

Hope you have fun, and NO all Americans are not walking around packing. :P

Great taste on the video...I love Don Hertzfeldt! :D

Tink said...

Awesome dog! Around here we call that beach bait. As in, if you bring your beach bait you'll probably hook a couple of hotties. ;)

C.Rag said...

We also have yell racial slurs while carrying our guns & kick homeless people. It's in our Constitution.

Knight said...

Holy shit that WAS fucking hilarious! I had to turn it down a little at work because I didn't want anyone thinking I was the one screaming "My...ANUS IS BLEEDING!"

Anonymous said...

What a cute little puppy!

We do have gun laws but we're also above the law here. ;-)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

k, well ya'll better come back now, ya hear?

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

That video was great!

We only claim to say we're packing guns so you Canadians will stay out :) tee-hee-hee just kidding!

See you on the flip-side!

billymac said...

that's a pretty f-ed up cartoon... but i kinda like it.

Technodoll said...

Come back in one piece! Already missing your crazy posts. Boo.

The Offended Blogger said...

Well I hope you wore your bullet proof armor, this place is full of gun slinging rednecks who love to shoot at Canadians for fun!

Well at least that's what we do here in Idaho. You are coming to Idaho, right? ;)

Slick said...

lol...well, I can kinda see why the dude can never get his work approved.

I think with the truck's security system, it's gonna be just fine.

Safe travels, Mike!

Hungry Mother said...

We do have a mandatory gun law here in Cape May County, so watch out.

Jessica said...

Back yet?!!