Technoviking Translator

Our friend Billymac from Total Diatribe was kind enough to leave us with the technoviking the other day.

I have to say... FUUUUUNNNYYYY! I had to show my dutch friend. We laughed, and laughed, and laughed and laughed. Technoviking completed US!

Seeing that I know a teeny tiny bit of German and he is fairly fluent, I've decided to do a technoviking german translator for you. Please, watch the technoviking in a new browser and refer back to the translation, it'll make it a richer experience i'm sure. The translations are in the order they appear. TV is technoviking and TR is translation. We had trouble with some, as you might see.
TV: Los.
TR: March, go

TV: Strudelkopf
TR: ????????????????????????????????

TV: Schnell! Schnell!
TR: Quick! Quick!

TV: Du bist klien in der hosen!
TR: You are small in the pants!

TV: You Krumbaschniedschie!
TR: You potatoe pancake!

TV: Los
TR: March, go

TV: Los Schwanluzlutscher
TR: March, go cock sucker!

TV: Keep the technoviking in frame, wienerschnizel!
TR: Keep the technoviking in frame, breaded meat cutlet!

Well, I hope you've enjoyed my translations of technoviking. It makes it even better!