Well, this blog has made it to it's 100th post, and I have yet to lose interest. The frequency of posting has gotten less, but I'd like to think the quality is getting better - expertise comes with practice for most things, and that includes writing.
Not only that, but last week I made $1.01 in ad revenue! Do you know what that means? I actually get a little bit of traffic! It's made me think about my own domain name, and a more powerful blog program, like wordpress or similar.
Last week I signed myself up for Google analytics, and in honour of my 100th post, I think I'll share with you some of the funnier and more disgusting search terms that landed hits on my site.
For those that are not familiar with what I'm talking about, it's pages of mine that have come up in a google search after a certain phrase is typed in. Google links specific words and phrases with those mentioned in a page. It's some seriously funny stuff.
Do any of you remember my post on Dirty Fag Suckers? Here are some of the search terms that linked to it:
Fag Sucking
Addicted to Fags
Fags in Space
How to tell if someone is a fag
Obviously, there are some dirty and perverted people out there, and one bigot. I'm just wondering who wanted to know if there are fags in space? There's not a whole lot of astronauts out there, so you might just be able to find him!
My Boobarella post had some interesting results. I imagine that every one of them is a man. Or Tequila Mockingbird.
Boob Deficiencies Picture
Perfect Women's Boobs
Pointy and Puffy Nipples
Wrinkly Old Woman's Boob's Pics
I'm sure all of my regular readers know that I find poo humour funny. It should come as no surprise that my Poo Coffee post got a hit by some disgusting pervert searching for Japanese Poo Burger!
Some other interesting searches that got hits to Spazoid's Space:
Perverted Video(s)
Penis Ice Cream
Boners
Contact Emails of Shit and Condom Factories
Douchebag Tanning
Farting Privates
Fleas around dogs bum
Lindsay Lohan's Beaver
Stallion Screw*Cow (this one is particularly disturbing)
Sucking off college guys blogger (WTF?!??!?!?!??!???!)
Support group for women with kankles
There are floaters in my bowel movements
And several others that even make ME blush!
What I'm trying to say, is that as disgusting and over the top as I think I am, there are some truly disgusting people out there, visiting my blog.
Thank you to all my readers for putting up with my shit! And many more returns.
-Spazoid
P.S. - If any of you want to add me to your blogroll or mention me in any way, I will be eternally grateful and do whatever you want me to do for you! Except that.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Spazoid's 100th Post!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Tomato, Tomahto google party!
Still Single over at Tomato, Tomahto tagged me with some sort of fun tag. Basically, like any other tag, it's a link whore fest to spread around more google rank to the next person.
Theres nothing wrong with link whoring, but I hate the idea of "forcing" people to do it by tagging them. Worse still, this one is just atrocious. You have to copy a list of 26 links that correspond with the letters of the alphabet, and replace the one that your blog starts with.
Total and complete linking whore fest, and the worst part is that I CANNOT DO ANYTHING FUNNY OR ENTERTAINING WITH IT.
Screw that jive.
Instead, I'll link whore Still Singles site, and her site alone. With a google party. Basically, the idea being is that you mention the blog as much as you can, in this case still single, with imbedded links to the text, and also include google.
Hopefully, still singles site will come up in more searches. The more types of different search strings I can mention her blog in, the more chance it'll be found and therefore still single will get more traffic.
And I don't have to participate in some stupid tagging link whore fest to help people I don't even know.
To that end, I did a search on google trends and will now attach still single to some of the most popular (and funniest) search keywords.
Florida primary results still single
Earjacking still single
Dangerous cult still single
Miley Cyrus underwear still single
cheeseburger in a can still single
ramen noodles recipes still single
brawl news still single
don't drop the soap still single
Paris Hilton shoes still single
sex workers art show still single
soy bomb still single
Dan Quayle still single
Fat Tuesday still single
Hoboken fire still single
Still Single, I hope that gets you a flood of new traffic. Please, by all means, send them my way too. Also, no more tags. If you feel the need to tag me, please, have a google party instead, ya?
Monday, January 21, 2008
Awards and Guesting.
First off, I'd like to thank Hungry Mother for giving me this award. Awesome! It totally wasn't deserved, because as well all know, I'm an ass.
I'd like to pass this award onto 10 others, as is the instructions the award has been given. These ten people have totally cool blogs and deserve it, because they are not asses.
Cyberpunk
Drowsey Monkey - I know she got this one already, but it wasn't from me!
I'm Down with That
Jay's World
Mental Poo
Random Thoughts - Yea Hungry, right back atcha!
Mimzie's Muzings
Tomato, Tomahto
Site Insights
Total Diatribe
I know Hungry awarded this award to some of those on my list too, but I don't know as many bloggers as he does and I wanted it to count. Sorry Hungry, I'm a biter.
Also, I sent in a love post to 1 Million Love Messages. It got published! You have to check out my snarky love post, number 551, posted on January 21st of this year, in case they update tomorrow.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Advertising on your Blog
From viewing the various blogs on my day to day blog jaunts, I notice a common theme. Most of us do it as it just seems to make sense. We all try to earn money from our blogs.
It makes SENSE. Most of the people that write blogs are just ordinary, everyday people who are trying to keep families afloat and make ends meet. Normal people running normal lives paying normal bills and being raped by all sorts of nice government taxes. Especially if you're Canadian, like I am. For some reason they seem fit to take half my pay cheque with various devious plots. And really, god forbid if you break a bone or somehow lodge a '79 Buick bumper through your pelvis. You're in the emergency waiting room for weeks! But I digress.
Most of you, especially those of us who have blogspot accounts, run google ads. I would like to say one thing about google. WTF? What the HECK do you have to do to even get a few pennies? Do you have to have the entire WORLD visit your blog? Ok Mr. Blogger, you got 250 page impressions and 4 ad clicks today, so that'll be..... multiply by.... carry the one.... move the decimal place.... $0.0005 cents! Congratulations, sometime in the year 3,000 we'll mail you a cheque!
Not to be intimidated by the google giants jerk status (how are they different from any of the other giant corporations?) I'm plowing on through, keeping the ads on my site and striving to provide my readers with regular quality content and to ever grow a loyal audience, as you are.
But there MUST be other ways help pay the bills while you do what you like doing? I started my search. Today, I ran across this site, called Blogsvertise.
Blogsvertise has a unique way of approaching selling advertising to their clients. Once Blogsvertise approves your site, they email you their advertisers site link as an assignment. Unlike some of the other sites, you don't have to drool all over this thing. All you have to do is have the link at least three times in your post. You can write about the site, you can write the links into something you're already blogging about, you can totally RIP on the site, it's up to you. When Blogsvertise sends you an assignment, you have five days to complete it and submit it for review. They send you an assignment by email, you incorporate the links into your blog, submit it, and wait. The minimum payout to your paypal account is $4.00 (unless your under probation, but we won't talk about that!). All they are asking for is a minimum of three links, and a minimum number of words so that you have content and don't cheat the system. Both numbers are very fair to both themselves, the advertisers, and us bloggers.
So far, the ladies and gents at Blogsvertise seem like a decent sort indeed. You don't need to be a product whore, and they have a unique way of benefiting themselves, us bloggers, and those that feed us all, the advertisers.
I've signed up to Blogvertise, and am looking forward to trying it out. Maybe it won't suck hard like google does!
Sunday, December 2, 2007
My blog rating, Part 3
My blog rating, Part 2
Here we go, in an attempt to increase my blog rating to something more deserving of the person I actually am.
Holey fucking hell, what the fuck is up with this fucking shit? I mean come FUCKING on, don't you fucking tell me that my shitty fucking whore hole of a mother fucking penis blog doesn't deserve a cunt juice rated fucking R motherfucking rating?
If these twat suckers don't give me a hole dipping twat slapping R fucking rating after this whore sucking anus fucking shit then I'll slap my penis upside of their fuckholes until they drown in my love juice. I mean, what the hell is the fucking meaning of this shit for brains website anyways? Are they giant penis lovers or is my fucking eye socket just another hump hole for would be pervert rapists?
Seriously, what the fuck. Why the hell would you expose little kids to ipecac puking, farting, csi brantfording, abortion ranting, fucking ranting in fucking general? Who the fuck are these ass licking motherfuckers and what the hell to they fucking know about rating mother fucking website, I ASK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
In closing, I'd like to say PENIS TWAT FUCK HOLE COCK PUSSY WHORE FUCK SHIT ASS!
Thank you.
My blog rating, part 1
Drowsey Monkey found a website that rates your blog. Here is my rating.
See, I believe that my blog is not ok for all ages. So I will attempt to fix that.
