I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny
-Sir Mix-A-Lot
Yes, it's true. I like big butts. On the girls, I like them to have some meat on their behinds for sure. Preferably the muscle meat and not the kind that also gives them an ass on the front. But that isn't what this post is about. This post is about BOOTY! Some BEHIND! Huge, giant, jiggling butts!
And do you know why?
Because big butts are FUNNY, but most importantly, bug butts completely deny the laws of physics.
For example, one would think that a larger, more ample derrier would fill out pants better and help keep them on. But when butts get to BOOYAH! levels, the laws of physics no longer apply and the pant tries desperately to leave the ass.
Observe:
And then there's gravity. The laws of gravity state that large objects have a large force of attraction. One would think that a large object, such as the earth, and some serious BOOOTAH would stick together indefinately when they got close, but these ladies prove that the laws of gravity do NOT apply to their giant ASSets:
Finally, science states that fat is just energy storage and does not have a mind of it's own. As you can see, when enough fat congregates in one area, it becomes it's own entity.
One thing you can't deny: Giant ass is a great source of entertainment!
And do you know why?
Because big butts are FUNNY, but most importantly, bug butts completely deny the laws of physics.
For example, one would think that a larger, more ample derrier would fill out pants better and help keep them on. But when butts get to BOOYAH! levels, the laws of physics no longer apply and the pant tries desperately to leave the ass.
Observe:
And then there's gravity. The laws of gravity state that large objects have a large force of attraction. One would think that a large object, such as the earth, and some serious BOOOTAH would stick together indefinately when they got close, but these ladies prove that the laws of gravity do NOT apply to their giant ASSets:
Finally, science states that fat is just energy storage and does not have a mind of it's own. As you can see, when enough fat congregates in one area, it becomes it's own entity.
One thing you can't deny: Giant ass is a great source of entertainment!
