My dog is worth more than your child.

Yea, my dog IS worth more than your child. And I don't care if you're an uptight bitch who has a problem with that. As a matter of fact, I CHALLENGE all of you emotionally unbalanced unstable and probably fat mommy bloggers to leave me reams of hate mail! Come on.. DOOOOO IT!

So why is my dog worth more than your ugly, lazy and probably fat kid?

It's very simple.

All the wrong questions are being asked. Questions such as:

• How are we going to feed all these people?
• How are we going to clothe all these people?
• How are we going to house all these people?
• How are we going to do all this for the BILLIONS more people that are coming?

Here's the question that should be asked.

• Why aren't all these billions of people eating, protected from the elements and living happy, productive lives?

Here's the answer that's so brutally obvious it eludes the consciousness of our planet wide population:

• THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE!

UH DUUUHH People! The earth is a closed system! There IS only so much! Starvation, war, pandemic disease, hatred, territorial dispute - all natures way of controlling the population.

And nature will win in the end. Make no mistake.

So instead of viable population control techniques, we have instead elected to eventually have most of our population die in the most horrible of ways imaginable.

So utterly idiotic, and so typically human.

But how does this all relate to my dog being worth more than your child? Very simple math, my overly zealous emotional friends.

Animals that have lots and lots of numbers over vast territories are not considered endangered, for obvious reasons. The human animal has lots and lots of numbers over the entire planet.

Therefore, we are NOT endangered and FURTHER that means that in the grand scheme of things, any INDIVIDUAL human is absolutely and utterly worthless.

Therefore, just because you think your child is precious, it is precious only TO YOU. To no one else, and in the big picture, your child is worth less than the chemicals that make up it's whiny little body.

So, let's say that there are around three billion children on this planet. Let's say that there are about ten thousand border terriers.

That means that my one border terrier is worth three hundred thousand human children.

In a broader sense, if war breaks out the border terriers should be protected at the expense of the childrens lives, because they are worth more. We can consider otherwise only when the human population becomes endangered. I give us about a hundred years, maybe less, before that happens.

To sum it all up, my dog:
The average human child.
I rest my case.