tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post4258339370063732430..comments2023-11-05T04:37:32.121-05:00Comments on Spazoid's Space: Advice for new parentsMikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-89600451275296723262008-01-28T16:02:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:02:00.000-05:00Stealth - Unfortunately, the butt tickling thing w...Stealth - Unfortunately, the butt tickling thing would not work, because of two reasons:<BR/><BR/>#1 - Human babies are too dumb to do anything but piss and shit themselves when they get the urge<BR/><BR/>#2 - In todays society, if you touch a childs bum your arrested either for sexual abuse or regular abuse, no matter what the capacity the bum touch was in. <BR/><BR/>Oh well.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-69409037457479661742008-01-28T16:01:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:01:00.000-05:00Mimzie - Obviously, you have more parenting experi...Mimzie - Obviously, you have more parenting experience than I have.<BR/><BR/>All I know is that I got my dog paper trained by the time she was 10 weeks old, and outside trained shortly after that.<BR/><BR/>This is why I think dogs are smarter than children.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-77670586438817569452008-01-28T13:04:00.000-05:002008-01-28T13:04:00.000-05:00LOL! Free-range babies. Love it. I read in this...LOL! Free-range babies. Love it. I read in this book once about how jungle moms handle the potty problem. They train their babies to potty when they the mothers tickle their butt-crack. They do this every hour or so and never need diapers. They just haul those naked babies around through the jungle with them and have no worries about diapers.Stealthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17694710817496949055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-24067351909193633632008-01-28T10:59:00.000-05:002008-01-28T10:59:00.000-05:00Uh, if you have a kid wearing diapers until they'r...Uh, if you have a kid wearing diapers until they're 12 years old, you have bigger issues to deal with. I'm just saying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-20363487315139520932008-01-27T16:07:00.000-05:002008-01-27T16:07:00.000-05:00hahayour experience must have been very strange!: ...haha<BR/>your experience must have been very strange!<BR/>: )Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04479640289038431760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-45372230368979509402008-01-27T15:30:00.000-05:002008-01-27T15:30:00.000-05:00Offended - Shit, I didn't think of that. Did you h...Offended - Shit, I didn't think of that. Did you hose them off first or did you just scrape the majority of the poo off?<BR/><BR/>Drowsey - I am a real father... of a dog. Ok, real ADOPTIVE fater :P<BR/><BR/>Still Single - There is ALWAYS an option.<BR/><BR/>Jay - As I said, I'm going from my limited experience.<BR/><BR/>j.h. - do you know of any? Maybe we should talk.<BR/><BR/>Joel - Corvette? Gross. Go for a beamer or something nice :P<BR/><BR/>Hungry - Obviously they survived, so you must have done OK.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-60069890565135665282008-01-27T15:29:00.000-05:002008-01-27T15:29:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dogford Park Committeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17774514250576321953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-8535568361158472912008-01-27T11:58:00.000-05:002008-01-27T11:58:00.000-05:00That's about the kind of knowledge that I brought ...That's about the kind of knowledge that I brought into parenthood. It worked for me, so it might work for you.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-37566896474889691032008-01-27T04:52:00.000-05:002008-01-27T04:52:00.000-05:00Gosh! I thought of getting a corvette with all my ...Gosh! I thought of getting a corvette with all my savings. I'll redirect that money for marriage and it's aftereffects! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-90656496531730961402008-01-27T02:28:00.000-05:002008-01-27T02:28:00.000-05:00LOL... those are great ideas. I think some parents...LOL... those are great ideas. I think some parents implement these ideas already, but it's not on purpose!Jillianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332366551719160397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-47412267361875719412008-01-26T16:45:00.000-05:002008-01-26T16:45:00.000-05:00lol interesting ideas!but if you wear diapers unti...lol interesting ideas!<BR/><BR/>but if you wear diapers until you are 12 and use 47 a day you must have serious problems!!!Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04479640289038431760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-15391405607568379242008-01-26T11:47:00.000-05:002008-01-26T11:47:00.000-05:00Mr Dear Mike! @ Drowseymonkey..Ditto! I have to se...Mr Dear Mike! @ Drowseymonkey..Ditto! I have to see this for myself. I am babysitting a 1 1/2 mth old right now, and I don't really see litterbox training a option here! LOL!! Keep On making me laugh Please!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-2106210190577088462008-01-26T01:16:00.000-05:002008-01-26T01:16:00.000-05:00Seriously...when you become a father I'm sending y...Seriously...when you become a father I'm sending you my real name & address...cause that's something I wanna see! LOLMYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6241090398887202913.post-57977349053278791722008-01-26T00:29:00.000-05:002008-01-26T00:29:00.000-05:00Hmmm, I saved us a chunk of change by just reusing...Hmmm, I saved us a chunk of change by just reusing the same single pack of "disposable" diapers on all 3 of mine. They hold more than you think!<BR/><BR/>In fact, I still have them, and I am saving them for when the grandkids come along.Chelle Blöggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.com